Confessions Part III |
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Confessions Part III Lyrics |
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 Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slip my mind the last two times Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she`s having my kid That`s not all, now I recall more you see, so I`ll give you part three of my confessions Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do, Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two Like remember when I told you that I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore) That`s a lie, I don`t know what I said that for I borrowed your chapstick (from you)without asking Oh I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too) And by the way your diamond ring is cubic zirconium, I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink (drink) There have been times when I`ve peed in your sink Don`t know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions Baby forgive me I`m still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick) My boss thinks I`m a jerk, didn`t get that raise. I haven`t changed my underwear in twenty-seven days! And when I`m kissing you I fantasize you`re a midget I`m so sorry Debbie! I mean Bridget! These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I`d like to convey These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor FYI it was not a cold sore Ooops my bad, but you`ll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions You don`t know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday? Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking? Oh and by the way, I wasn`t really sick last week, I just didn`t wanna go to your stupid office picnic Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies, What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry. These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat Anyway, I shouldn`t say anymore `til I give you part four of my confessions I mean I`m just getting started here I`m not even half way down the list I mean this thing could go on for....(footsteps) Hey, hey where are you going? Honey? what? Was it something I said?(door opens and slams close) (Sigh) Women |
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