Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat)

 

Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat) Lyrics

Things don`t look to good to me
I feel I`m out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid fuck

This wacko came from Alabammy
That`s not where it`s at
And now your jock`s been chasing me `round
With a great big baseball bat

Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Well I was in the mood for some lovin` bulk
Not a rassling match with a some big hulk
And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat

Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

When I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin` around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that`s been going around

I`ll kick your ass (I`ll kick your ass)
I`ll kick your ass (I`ll kick your ass)
I`ll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I`ll kick your ass (I`ll kick your ass)
I`ll kick your ass (I`ll kick your ass)
I`ll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I`ll kick your ass (I`ll kick your ass)
I`ll kick your ass (I`ll kick your ass)
I`ll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I`ll kick your ass (I`ll kick your ass)
I`ll kick your ass (I`ll kick your ass)
I`ll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch



 

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