Beginning Of A Great Adventure |
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Beginning Of A Great Adventure Lyrics |
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 It might be fun to have a kid that I could kick arounda little me to fill up with my thoughts A little me or he or she to fill up with my dreams a way of saying life is not a loss I`d keep the tyke away from school and tutor him myself keep him from the poison of the crowd But then again pristine isolation might not be the best idea it`s not good trying to immortalize yourself Beginning of a great adventure Beginning of a great adventure Why stop at one, I might have ten, a regular TV brood I`d breed a little liberal army in the wood Just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets with cloven hooves I`d teach `em how to plant a bomb, start a fire, play guitar and if they catch a hunter, shoot him in the nuts I`d try to be as progressive as I could possibly be as long as I don`t have to try too much Beginning of a great adventure Beginning of a great adventure Susie, Jesus, Bogart, Sam, Leslie, Jill and Jeff Rita, Winny, Andy, Fran and Jet Boris, Bono, Lucy, Ethel, Bunny, Reg and Tom that`s a lot of names to try not to forget Carrie, Marlon, Mo and Steve, La Rue and Jerry Lee Eggplant, Rufus, Dummy, Star and The Glob I`d need a damn computer to keep track of all these names I hope this baby thing don`t go too far I hope it`s true what my wife said to me I hope it`s true what my wife said to me, hey I hope it`s true what my wife said to me She says, "Baby, it`s the beginning of a great adventure" "Babe, beginning of a great adventure" take a look It might be fun to have a kid that I could kick around create in my own image like a god I`d raise my own pallbearers to carry me to my grave and keep me company when I`m a wizened toothless clod Some gibbering old fool sitting all alone drooling on his shirt some senile old fart playing in the dirt It might be fun to have a kid I could pass something on to something better than rage, pain, anger and hurt I hope it`s true what my wife said to me I hope it`s true what my wife said to me I hope it`s true what my wife said to me She says, "Lou, it`s the beginning of a great adventure" "Lou, Lou, Lou, beginning of a great adventure" She says, "babe, how you call your lover boy" "Sylvia, quite you call your lover man" |
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