(Why I Left) California

 

(Why I Left) California Lyrics

Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I`m just, I`m just fucking with you, I`m kidding
No, there`s this, this young bull and this old bull
And they`re standing on top of a hill
And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left California

So they`re standing on top of this hill, right?
And they`re looking out over a pasture full of cows
Whole fucking pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes,
"I got this really good idea."
And they old bull`s like, "Yeah?"

And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left California

"Yeah," he`s like, "yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea.
Let`s run down that hill and fuck one of those cows."
And the old bull just looks at him, you know he`s just looking at him
He`s like, "Look, I got a better idea."
And the young bull`s like, "Oh yeah, what`s your fucking brilliant idea?"
And the old bull goes...

And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left California

And the old bull goes, "Let`s walk down that hill and fuck all of those cows, dig?"
You know, like he ain`t been in town long or something, I dunno

And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left California
 

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