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Teachers Suck Lyrics |
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 Okay! This is going out to all of my teachers from elementary school, to middle school, all the way up to middle school and college. I wanna say thank you for the knowledge, thank you for teaching me everything there is to know about this life, and I wrote this song as a way of saying thanks...hahaha Check it... I like to drink, and I like to smoke, my teachers suck because they all a joke. They just folks that couldn`t get a job, cause they were either too stupid or just a knob. The shit they teach it ain`t even shit, I never used algebra one bit, I never learned a thing in class I need, huh, except maybe how to score some weed. Or go to the dance, and get laid, never taught me how I`m gettin` paid. If it was asshole 101 I`m making the grade I got a future so bright I gotta wear shades. Instead they got me reading a map. Sweden? Where the fuck is that? And why the fuck do I need to know, I just gotta get on a plane and get off at Stockholm. I like to drink and I like to smoke. My teachers suck they all a joke. They just folks that couldn`t get a job cause they were either too stupid or just a knob. I`m sittin` in biology carvin` up a pig who deserves an apology. What the fuck is this tellin ya? Like how to make bacon and get salmonella? Or how to chop up a body in the cellar, with ease and agility like the BTK killer? I think it all blows (blows) why learn about the history of Cyrano`s nose? Is that gonna get me a beamer, a white house or a wife that`ll take me to the cleaners? I don`t think so. The best thing I learned was in PE...how to play ping-pong. I like to drink and I like to smoke. My teachers suck they all a joke. They just folks that couldn`t get a job cause they were either too stupid or just a knob. I`m sitting in geography I got the cumulonimbus a bit of typography. I`d much rather learn photography, take some picture of bitches and autumn leaves. Then they force-feed us that Shakespeare, like The Merchant of Venice and it`s uncler why everybody calls it all good, when nobody I know thinks it`s good. It`s like in 200 years they`ll be teaching the kids Empire Strikes Back, like it`s all genius and crap, or maybe they`ll study this rap and talk it up like "A matter of fact..." I like to drink and I like to smoke. My teachers suck they all a joke. They just folks that couldn`t get a job cause they were either too stupid or just a knob. Thank you very much...for teaching me all there is to know about life, as I said in the beginning. And I wanna sank you..I wanna say thank you to Mrs. - (in da house), and thank you to Mr. - (in da house), and thank you to Mr. - (in da house haha), and thank you to Mrs. - (in the house), and thank you to Mrs. -. and thank you to Mr. -, I`m sorry that I threw-wait look Mr. - Remember when you told me to stop throwing vegetables off the stage (not on my watch) at the Christmas concert, because you didn`t want the assemblies to turn into rock concerts? (Don`t do that!) It was the Christmas concert, you`re supposed to throw vegetables off the stage at Christmas concerts. (Put those tomatoes down) That`s my opionion anyhow. And if you don`t like it you can... |
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