My Bum Is On Ya Lips |
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My Bum Is On Ya Lips Lyrics |
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 My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips, and if you don`t like it you can suck my dick. I used to dress like superman, go downtown, run around like an asshole, fuckin` around. I met a man on the street he was 60 years old, he wanted to fight so he punched me in the nose. Cause I asked him where he`s going, he said "None of your business." Snapped my mic in two, I said "What is this?" My Bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips, I humped a dead moose on MTV for kicks, to make people freak out, suckers react, Eminem talk about it in my favourite rap. I used to wake up my parents, then Bam stole it, people diggin` in my bag of tricks now they golden. I wouldn`t be surprised if Johnny starts to rap but he`ll do it in style in a Von Dutch hat. My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips, And if ya get lucky you can suck my dick, that`s right My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips, and if you don`t like it you can suck my dick. I used to fall down on crutches, see what would happen. Swam in the ocean with sharks, now I`m rappin`. Executives they gravitate through the biz, and if you don`t like it then you`re shot like jizz. So pay attention to the back(?) smile and shake, and try to do something clever for goodness sake. Like do aerobics with a bunch of old ladies, or wear pink tights like it is the 1980s. Okay, not so clever but good for a laugh, I got stuck in handcuffs a couple times in the past. I open up a bank account, and now it`s full, I guess the critics and the media can save the bull. My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips, I used to act funny and talk a lot of shit. Then I moved to Hollywood, and got conservative, I didn`t wanna piss anyone off in the biz. The media can chew ya up like a machine, but weebles wabble and they don`t fall down, know what I mean? I used to have cancer, I just beat it, wanna try and take me out? You`ll be defeated. I like to do things that have never been done, so if I look kinda strange that`s the reason. My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips, And if you don`t like it, I think I`ll take a shit My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips, and if you don`t like it, you can suck my dick. Okay, I went to Japan, put a monkey in my van. Kicked off the subway, by Charlie Chan. A pocket full of chicken feed, for the chickens. Sat in my hotel read some Chuck Dickens. Then I came back to the USA, I had a quickie rubber stamped divorce to celebrate. I took a shit in the toilet, then I took a drink, then I stopped worryin` about what ya`ll think. I put my face on the TV acting like a Jackass, you`re Kurt Russel, huh, you`re in my Backdraft. I`m glad you followed in my steps with that actress(?). Not only did you bite me, but now no one knows who`s whackest. My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips, And if you don`t like it, I think I`ll take a shit My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips, and if you don`t like it, you can suck my dick. |
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