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 Hmm....ha....hmmm..ha...hmm...ha...I like this.... I like gasoline don`t like electric when I go fast you need fuel injection, I know people talk about ozone protection, you think I`ll give a damn when I can`t get an erection? Like wearing fur, like eating meat, like eating fish, fuck the coral reef, fuck the police I like getting paid, l like shoplifting, like getting laid. Like stealing liquor from my neighbour`s cabinet. I like getting drunk, smokin` cigarettes. I like freakin` out causin` a scene, I like acting out, like being Green. I like not knowin` where I`m supposed to be. I like sneakin` in to avoid the fee, I like being young, fuck being old, I like writing rhymes and acting like an asshole. [Chorus:] I-I like I-Iike I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole. I-I like I-Iike I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole. I-I like I-Iike I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole. I-I like I-Iike I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole. Check it (I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole) Alright, I go to fat burger, then I come back, sometimes I rhyme slow but never rhyme whack. And Jeremy Klein likes bitches and saki, like to keep drinkin` til I feel crappy. Like skateboarding even though I`m old, I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole. I like hiding in the plants at the shopping mall, I like making a deal like Monty Hall. I like taking a walk with my dogs, I like checking the bitches, I mean the dogs. I like the Flintstones livin` in Bedrock, I went to Portland, I saw a Saquatch. Lookin` at my goochie, it`s a fake watch. Yo Kobe, she shoulda said stop. I like being dope and not a sucker, I like George Bush blowin` up them motherfuckers. I like bottle rockets, like fire crackers, like chicken fingers, like Big Mackers, I like runnin` my mouth and talk a lot shit, and if you don`t like it my bum is on ya lips I like sellin` out and takin` all the cash, I drive a sports car real fuckin` fast, I`m getting sucked into a black hole, I like writing rhymes acting like an asshole [Chorus] Check it. I like kids in Kansas playing with stun guns, I like MTV playing my reruns. Like finding money in the taxi cab, I like kicking cancer in the motherfucking ass. I like people getting famous over night and getting bent, Cameron Diaz acting like she president, walkin` around acting all sweet but she won`t sign an autograph for kids on the street (Huh). I like watching EZ Mike make beats, I like dropping rhymes and making people freak, I like cupping the mic in my right palm, I like watching other peoples` movies bomb. I like talking with my mom on the phone, my dad only talks when she`s not home. I like eating Chinese food with a fork i like writing rhymes and acting like a dork. (Ha) [Chorus] I-I like, I-I like... |
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