Ask Louey

 

Ask Louey Lyrics

By Roger Brown


LOUEY, I`M LOUEY, FLYING MY OWN PRIVATE JET.
LIKE I`VE GOT WINGS THAT BRINGS ME
IN TOUCH WITH THE FANCY JET SET.

I`M LOUEY, BIG LOUEY,
IF YOU THINK THAT I`M NOT THE BIG BOSS,
THEN LOUEY, BIG LOUEY,
WILL EXPLAIN YOU`RE ON THE WRONG COURSE.

IF YOU`RE IN TROUBLE AND IN NEED IN HELP,
YOU DON`T NEED TO CALL NO ONE ELSE.
IF YOU PLAN TO
ASK LOUEY, LOUEY, BUT NOWHERE TO FIND WHERE IT`S AT.
ASK LOUEY, BIG LOUEY,
`CAUSE IF YOU DON`T YOU`LL NEVER GET FAT.

DON`T PLAY WITH FIRE,
DON`T ROUSE MY IRE, CAN YA DIG?
I`M MISTER BIG, I`M MISTER BIG.

I`M LOUEY, BIG LOUEY,
I`LL TELL YOU WHERE THE PICKERS HAVE HID.
JUST LOUEY, BIG LOUEY,
THE GREATEST SINCE THE SUNNY DANCE KID.

I`M LOUEY, BIG LOUEY,
I KNOW THAT YOU THINK I`M A REAL GULL.
BUT I`M BETTER, MUCH BETTER,
THE TRUTH IS I`M LOUEY, THE SEAGULL.

DON`T PLAY WITH FIRE,
DON`T ROUSE MY IRE, YOU DIG?
I`M MISTER BIG.

I`M MISTER BIG, I`M THE BIG ONE.
YOU`VE GOTTA TALK TO ME.
THIS IS MY PLACE!
YOU`RE TALKING TO THE BIG ONE.
I`M THE BIG ONE.
OH, OH, OH, OH...


DIALOG:

THE PASSENGERS CROWDED THE DECKS. THEY LOOKED AT NEW YORK, THE STATUE OF LIBERTY, THE WINTER SUN ON THE HUDSON RIVER.
LOUEY LANDED DELICATELY.
"LOOK OUT, FOLKS! HERE`S SCOUSEY!"
"SCOUSEY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?"
"EARLY MORNING DIP. THE WATER`S NOT TOO BAD.
NEW YORK! LOOK AT IT! DIRTY AND BIG AND BEAUTIFUL AND IT`S ALL MINE!"
 

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