It`s Five O`Clock Somewhere

 

It`s Five O`Clock Somewhere Lyrics

It`s Five O`Clock Somewhere

(Alan)
The sun is hot
And that old clock is moving slow
And so am I
The work day passes like molasses in winter time,
But it`s July
I`m gettin` paid by the hour, and older by the minute
My boss just pushed me over the limit
I`d like to call him something
I think I`ll just call it a day

Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane
Before I go insane
It`s only half past 12
But, I don`t care
It`s 5 o`clock somewhere

Well this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon
And half the night
Tomorrow morning I know there`ll be hell to pay
Hey! But, that`s all right
Ain`t had a day off now in over a year
My Jamaican vacation`s gonna start right here
If the phone`s for me you can tell `em I just sailed away and..

Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane
Before I go insane
It`s only half past 12
But, I don`t care
It`s 5 o`clock somewhere

I could pay off my tab
Pour myself in a cab
And be back to work before two:
At a moment like this
I can`t help but wonder,
what would Jimmy Buffett do?

(Crowd noise, cheering)
(Jimmy)
Funny you should ask that, Alan....

I`d say..
Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane
Before I go insane
It`s only half past 12
But, I don`t care
It`s five O`clock somewhere.

Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane
Before I go insane
It`s only half past 12
But, I don`t care

(Alan)
He don`t care

(Jimmy)
I don`t care

(Alan and Jimmy singing together)
It`s five o`clock somewhere

(spoken word from now on)
(Jimmy) What time zone am I on? What country am I in?
(Alan) It doesn`t matter, it`s five o`clock somewhere.
(Jimmy)The clock`s always on 5 at Margaritaville, come to think of it.
(Alan) I heard that!
(Jimmy) You`ve been there, haven`t you?
(Alan) Yes sir.
(Jimmy) I`ve seen your boat there!
(Alan) And I stumbled my way back...
(Jimmy) Well, then, make sure to Keep It Between The Navigational Beacons.
(Alan) Between the buoys. Right!
(Jimmy) Hey, it`s five o`clock. Let`s go somewhere!
(Alan) Okay.
 

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