The Worst Joke Ever |
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The Worst Joke Ever Lyrics |
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 You see there`s this cat burglar who can`t see in the dark.He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar. Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife. Says, `I don`t know what I`ve done, but it doesn`t feel right!` Some things don`t hold up over the course of a lifetime, When`s the first time you heard that one, 1954? Get to the punch line. fall to the floor. Give me a minute and I`ll tell you the setup for The worst joke ever, I never. I`ll tell you my version of the greatest life story Don`t bore me Now I am floating, I feel released. The moorings have been dropped, The weights unleashed. Everything is crystalline, simple and free. The crime of good men who can`t wrestle with change, Or are too afraid to face this life`s misjudged unknowns You`re not hurting anybody else`s chances, But you`re disfiguring your own. Give me a minute and I`ll tell you the setup for The worst joke ever, I never. I`ll tell you my version of the greatest life story Don`t bore me, I never Give me a minute and I`ll tell you the setup You see there`s this feeling that I`ve heard this one before |
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