Basketball Jones |
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Basketball Jones Lyrics |
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 (feat. Barry White)[Chris Rock: singing in falsetto] Basketball Jooooones I got a Basketball Jooooones I got a Basketball Jooooones, oh baby Ohhhhhhhhhhh, oh! [Singers sing in background] [(Barry White) Chris Rock] (Jones) Hey, that`s Barry White! (an obsession) (A burning desire) Barry, you want some chicken? (The undeniable passion) Aww, you ??? that singin` stuff (The love, of someone are some thing) Y`know you want some chicken! (Yes, he was a victim...of a Basketball Jones) In fact, I was a baddest...dribbler in the whole world (Then one day, his mother bought him a basketball) And I love that basketball! I took that basketball everywhere I went You know what? That basketball was like a basketball to me! C`MON, you cheerleaders.. ["Cheerleading" singers sing - Chorus] Basketball Jones I got a Basketball Jones (happily) I got a Basketball Jones ohhh baby ohhhhhh Wait a minute, y`all not En Vouge! Where the hell is En Vogue?! Somebody told me En Vogue was gonna be here I guess y`all`ll do (Yeah...) So what y`all doin` after the game? C`mon! (His basketball was like a member of his owwwwn family) In fact, better looking than my brother Tony Didn`t owe me money, and didn`t piss in a bed! And after the game, I always took a shower wit` my basketball Every now and then, the basketball gonna pinch my butt But I didn`t mind, `cause my and my basketball had guts, clean fun See I am a victim of a Basketball Jones, I`ll take my basketball everywhere I`ll even put my basketball under the PILLOW! (Maybe that`s why you couldn`t sleep at night) ["Chorus" starts again as Chris and Barry overlaps] SING IT! SING IT! SING IT LIKE YA WANNA!! (Yeah) Eh-eh-eh, act like Puffy`s in the audience (Sing it out!) Would y`all SHUT UP?! (Ohhhhh, soooounds sooo sweet) B-Barry, don`t encourage `em! They got a Basketball Jones See I like to PLAY it, I know a thang...yeah, heh-heh What kinda Basketball Jones y`all got?! (sing it out!) I see y`all runnin` after a lime zone YEAH! (YEAH!) I see ya chasin` Penny around! ["cheerleaders" and later Barry raps] Hey, there`s a Basketball Jones Basketball Jones`s in the hoouse [Chris Rock overlaps] Michael Jordan! MICHAEL JORDAN! LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE MAN WE CAME OUT TO SEE! Michael Jordan...why don`t you sing? [Michael Jordan] Sing? I don`t sing, that`s the other "M.J." [Chris Rock] Ohhh, okay, I support you I go to all your games, and you can`t sing a lil` song for a brotha! I hope you go bald! Oh, you already bald! [Chris Rock: singing in falsetto] Basketball Jooooones, c`mon! I got a Basketball Jooooones (Tear it up, Chris) I got a Basketball Jooooones, oh baby (Eat it up!) Ohhhhhhhhhhh, oh, oh, oh [Chorus: w/ Barry White singing in background] [Chris Rock] Was that Babyface?! Was that El Debarge?! Th-That musta been Smokey Robinson! WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?! I guess that was me-e-e-e! (Baby, baby, baby...it`s a craving) Basketball`s a chicken! (An uncontrollable yearning) Do y`all hear Barry White?! Do y`all hear Barry White?! (The overwhelming emotion.....to a love for someone are some thing) I love The Knicks, myself! (Jones) Hey, is the a basketball in the house?! (I got a Rib Jones) IS THERE A BASKETBALL IN THE HOUSE?! (a Riiiib Jones) Everybody (yeeeaah) Pat Riley, in the HOOOOUSE!! Mitch Rechman`s in the HOOOOUSE!! Scottie Pippen, in the house Turn it out, without a doubt! A-Larry Johnson, in the HOOOOUSE!! David Robinson, turn it out Dennis Rodman, in the house wit` green hair, without a doubt, c`mon! (Gotta Basketball Jones) Eh, Michael, can your ?water? ?daughter? ?Yolanda? play?! Don`t get mad at me, Michael, I just asked you simple question! Does your woman got game?! Alright, alirght, I`ll leave you alone then! You goin` tryin` to be a bully! (You go it!) Bob Costas`s in the HOOOOUSE!! Dr. J, in the HOOOOUSE!! Bill Walten, in the HOOOOUSE!! Sheryl Miller, in the house! Bugs Bunny, in the house! Elmer Fudd, in the HOOOOUSE!! Tweety Bird, what `cha heard? Pass the word, Tweety Bird Sylvester, my broth-a No oth-a, undercov-a Everybody plays basketball! Mike Tyson, shoots the ball, (Damn right!) Against the wall, makes it fall My mama plays basketball! Charles Bark-LAY, in the house! Kenan Anderson, in the HOOOOUSE!! Shawn Kemp, gon` turn it OUUUT!! Jack Nicholson, in the HOOOOUSE!! Courtside, wit-out a doubt! (He`s never gonna give it up! Never walk away!) Spike Lee, in the HOOOOUSE!! Chillin`, without a DOUBT!! [Chorus continues as song fades and Chris FINALLY SHUT UP!!] |
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