Conversation Overheard Between Two Bouncers

 

Conversation Overheard Between Two Bouncers Lyrics

See that girl alone
Dressed all in her evening clothes
She`s dying
`Cause her boyfriend didn`t show up

Pull her out of line
Stick her in the waiting room
And ignore her
`Til her face gets really bloated

And I wonder what it`s like
To be suckin` all the time
And you never get it right
And you`re never gonna win
your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there`s sugar
Leaning in the window

See that amazon
her head looks like its connected to her shoulders
They look like little boulders
Turn round and round
take a mental picture of her naked
Inebriated, face down on the linolium

And I wonder what it`s like
To be suckin` all the time
And you never get it right
And you`re never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there`s sugar
Walking to the dressing room

What would I give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight

And I wonder what it`s like
To be suckin` all the time
And you never get it right
And you`re never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there`s sugar
Heading to the bar-eo

With a faggot on her left
And a faggot on her right
And my dick is getting limp
`Cause the chicks all suck tonight
And the band is such a bore
And I`ve seen it all before
And there`s sugar
Making me a video

What would I give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight
 

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