I Can`t Get Behind That |
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I Can`t Get Behind That Lyrics |
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 William Shatner/Henry RollinsBILL: Let`s go. Ready? From the top... BILL: My favorite shows on TV have twelve minutes of advertising. I can`t get behind that kind of time! ROLLINS: Eat quickly. Drive faster. Make more money now! I can`t get behind that. BILL: My kids say: He said to me, and I`m like... and he`s like... and she`s like... ROLLINS: It`s all... He`s all... She`s all... BILL: I can`t get behind that kind of like, English! BILL: That`ll be six to eight weeks before delivery. ROLLINS: The rising oceans, the warming temperatures! BILL: The dying polar bears--no, tigers--in fifty years! ROLLINS: Rising poison in the air and water! BILL: I can`t understand why the price of gas suddenly rises when oil goes up... ROLLINS: ...but takes months to go down long after oil falls! BILL: I can`t get behind any of that! BILL: I can`t get behind the Gods, who are more vengeful, angry, and dangerous if you don`t believe in them! ROLLINS: Why can`t all these Gods just get along? I mean, they`re omnipotent and omnipresent, what`s the problem? BILL: What`s the problem? BILL: What about the men who say `Do as I do. Believe in what I say, for your own good, or I`ll kill you!` I can`t get behind that! ROLLINS: I can`t get behind that! Everybody knows everything about all of us! BILL: That`s too much knowledge! BOTH: I can`t get behind that! BILL: Yeah! And what about student drivers using my streets to learn? If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio! Go to a parking lot, for God`s sake! Why are you jeopardizing my life? I can`t get behind a student driver! ROLLINS: I can`t behind a driver who drives like a student driver! If you`re going to drive an urban assault vehicle then get off the phone and keep your eyes on the road! ROLLINS: Lifetime guarantee? BILL: Who`s lifetime? Not mine! I haven`t that much time left. Let`s make it yours. Everybody`s got a longer life than me! BILL: The leaf blowers, is there anything more futile? ROLLINS: Car alarms. BILL: Clap off. ROLLINS: Clap on. BILL: Spam. ROLLINS: Size matters. BILL: No, it doesn`t! ROLLINS: Yes, it does! BILL: No, it doesn`t. ROLLINS: Yes, it does! BILL: No, it doesn`t! ROLLINS: Yes, it does! BILL: No, it doesn`t! No, it doesn`t! ROLLINS: Yes, it does! Yes, it does! BILL: My phone rings! ROLLINS: Make millions in minutes! BILL: It`s a computer! ROLLINS: Lose inches in hours! BILL: Leave me the Hell alone! ROLLINS: Eat more! Spend less! BILL: The Colonel is breakdancing! Give me a break! ROLLINS: Credit terms raised! BILL: I can`t get behind any of that! BILL: I can`t get behind so-called singers that can`t carry a tune, get paid for talking, how easy is that? Well, maybe I could get behind that! ROLLINS: Well, I can`t! If you have to fix it with a computer: quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected, then you can`t do it, and I can`t get behind that! BILL: I--can`t--get behind--a fat ass! ROLLINS: Yeah, Bill, can you turn around and do one more? BILL: Always can do one more. ROLLINS: Let`s hit it! |
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