This Hotel Room |
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This Hotel Room Lyrics |
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 By: Steve Goodman 1975 Uh this hotel room`s gotta lotta stuff Laundry bag and a shoe shine BUFF Thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone Well a light that comes on when I ain`t home I ain`t home I ain`t home You better leave a message `cause I ain`t home They got an air conditioner for when I`m hot A radiator for when I`m not Two big chairs sittin` side by side With a holy bible and the TV Guide TV Guide The TV Guide Great God Almighty It`s the TV Guide I gotta second story view from curb to curb I gotta sign that reads "Do Not Disturb" A monogrammed towel and a bucket of ice A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies Mirror that lies A mirror that lies That couldn`t be me In the gorilla disguise They got a room service menu for food and drink A porcelain throne and an aluminum sink Two big pillows to rest my head A Magic Fingers and a king-size bed Put in a quarter Turn out the light Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright Uh feel alright Feel alright Magic Fingers makes you feel alright Uh this ol` hotel`s all right with me They pay the postage if you lose the key This hotel room`s gotta lot of stuff But I do believe I`ve had enough Called my baby said don`t you pout I`m packin` my bags and I`m checkin` out Just as soon as you hang up the telephone Stick a candle in the window I`m comin` home Comin` home Uh comin` home Stick a candle in the window I`m comin` home Whoa comin` home Comin` home Stick a candle in the window I`m comin` home -- Spoken: "Thank you boys" |
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