12 Pains Of Christmas |
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12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics |
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 The first thing at Christmas,That`s such a pain to me: Is finding a Christmas tree, The second thing at Christmas, That`s such a pain to me: rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree, The third thing at Christmas That`s such a pain to me: hangovers, rigging up the lights and finding a Christmas tree, The fourth thing at Christmas, That`s such a pain to me: sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights and finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas That`s such a pain to me: Five month of bills, sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights and finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas That`s such a pain to me: Facing my in-laws, five months of bills, I hate those Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up these lights and finding a Christmas tree, The seventh thing a Christmas, that`s such a pain to me: the Salvation Army, facing my in-laws, five months of bills, sending Christmas cards, ohhh geeez, I`m tryin to rig up these lights and finding a Christmas tree The eighth thing at Christmas, that`s such a pain to me: (kids voice) I want a transformer for Christmas, Charities and what do you mean your in-laws? five months of bills, uh makin up these cards, please get me a beer huh, what we have no extension cords? and finding a Christmas tree, The ninth thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me: finding parking spaces, (kid) daddy I want some candy, donations, facing my in-laws five months of bills, writing out those Christmas cards, hangovers, now why the hell are they blinking? and finding a Christmas tree, The tenth thing at Christmas That`s such a pain to me: Batteries not included, no parking spaces, (kid) buy me something, get a job you bum, facing my in-laws, five months of bills, yo-ho sending Christmas cards, oh-geez look at this, one light goes out they all go out, and finding a Christmas tree, The eleventh thing at Christmas That`s such a pain to me: Stale T.V. specials, batteries not included, no parking spaces (kid) mum I gotta go bathroom, charites, she`s a witch I hate her, five months of bills, i dont even know half these people, oh who has the toilet paper, turn the flashlight on I blew a fuse and finding a Christmas tree, The twelfth thing at Christmas that`s such a pain to me: singing Christmas carols, stale T.V. specials, batteries not included, no parking, (kid crying), charities, gonna make em dinner, five months of bills, I`m not sending em mister that`s it, shut up you, you`re so smart you rig up the lights and finding a christmas tree. |
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