Dearly Beloved |
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Dearly Beloved Lyrics |
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 Good mornin`, Dearly BelovedWe are gathered here today To watch two people we know make a big mistake They`ll stand up at the alter And solemnly swear I Do They`ll be together forever `Til they find somebody new Her daddy`s in the front row Mutterin` oh no, here we go again They had a couple dates Now she`s three months late And it`s twenty buck a plate i spent, oh... Good mornin` dearly beloved I`d like to welcome ya`ll To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol Please bow your heads and join me In a prayer for these two Who`ll be together forever `Til they find somebody new The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse As he`s putting the ring on her He`s checkin` out the bridesmaids Thinkin` that he might take The maid of honor`s honor...oh Welcome, dearly beloved We are here this afternoon To throw rice as these two Drive down the road to ruin With cans tied to the bumper And a dragging muffler, too They`ll be together forever `Til they find somebody new So raise your glass and join me Here`s to the bride and groom They`ll be together foreeeverrr... `Til they find somebody new |
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