Dog Eat Dog

 

Dog Eat Dog Lyrics

Found a job in a great big office
And I really love this place
I got my.... my very own scotch tape dispenser
And I`ve got a private parking space... ha!
And I`ve got a coffee mug with my name right on it
In big bold letters so everyone knows it`s mine
Don`t even touch it, Cause it doesn`t belong to you
I`m watchin you, so don`t get funny.

I`m climbing up, up the corporate ladder
Watch out! It`s dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, It feels alright
Watch Out! It`s dog eat dog.
Here we go

I love to watch my boss get angry
So I can count the veins on his neck. Ha!
Everyday is like a picnic
Every Friday, get a check

Well, do I smell Jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!
I`ll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetner
Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut
They`ll never miss it. No, they`ll never miss it!

I`m climbing up, up the corporate ladder
Watch Out! Well, It`s dog eat dog.
Nose against the grindstone, It feels alright.
Watch out! Hey! Well, It`s dog eat dog.

Sometimes I can`t believe this is all happening
Sometimes I can`t believe I`m sitting here
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler!"
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair!"

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals
Maybe I can get on Letterman
I think I made a big mistake
Where`s my liquid paper, where`s my liquid paper?

I`m climbing way up, way up the corporate ladder
Watch out! Well, It`s dog eat dog.
Nose against the grindstone, It feels alright
Better be careful now, It`s dog eat dog
Watch out mama! it`s dog eat dog.
Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good.
Hey, dog eat dog.
 

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