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Cable Tv Lyrics |
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 I used to think my life was so emptyI used to think life was passin` me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a visit From the cable company Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in And now I got cable TV And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean Midget wrestling on channel three It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see `em Yeah, but that`s all right with me I got cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV (Cable TV) Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV I got the Siamese Faith Healer`s Network The news and weather from Peru I got celebrity hockey The Racketball Channel too Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta Mr. Wizard is on at five I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car So I can watch MTV while I drive I`m talkin` `bout real quality programs The kind you just can`t get for free Now I never wanna leave my apartment `Cause there`s just so much for me to see On my cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV(Cable TV) Well, if you need to find me You know where I`ll be Watchin` my cable TV, yeah Watchin` my cable TV `Cause I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV My friends are gettin` kinda worried They think I`m turning into some kinda freak Oh, but they`re just jealous `cause I`ve seen Porky`s Twenty-seven times this week On my cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV (Cable TV) Yeah, the greatest thing that`s ever happened to me I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah I need my cable TV Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV) Got to have cable TV (TV) Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV) Can`t live without my cable TV Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV) I`ve got to have my cable TV I said cable TV, yeah (TV) Got to have cable TV |
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