The Awful Truth |
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The Awful Truth Lyrics |
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 The awful truthConcerning me The creature-feature mystery Is simply this In the worst way I wanna play MRS. DRACULA The challenge is tough But I know I`ve got the stuff To be just spectacular Can`t you see it in lights ROSIE REALLY MEETS DRACULA! So close your eyes And visualize Me in a cape And fangs in my head Loving a guy who`s mostly dead (I don`t see him often `Cause he sleeps in a coffin) Nothing could be zanier Than our lives in Transylvania We`re fabulous one day And rotten the next Variety says THOSE TWO MUST BE HEXED! At six in the morning When my sweetie is yawning I feed all the bats A mush made of rats Then I tidy the tomb Cover all the trap doors And wash any old blood stains Offa the floors DON`T YOU SEE This juicy part Was meant for me! I got the looks I got the style I got the bloodshot eyes And a ghastly smile It`s the dream of my life To play DRACULA`S WIFE! The reviews will all rave This movie`s a whopper A super show-stopper And no one can top her Not Rosie! Dear Academy, Take note I should get the Oscar vote If I don`t I`ll bite your throat! Signing off now Quote, unquote |
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