Trivia and Quotes
Quotes
 every girl has something special about them...joe j. One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can`t tell you which fingers...joe j.
If I had to be a crayon, I would be the color orange, black, white, dot, clear, red...joe j.
If I could have a superpower, I would probably want to be able to shoot spagetti out of my fingers...joe j.
(Speaking of A Little bit longer) There`s definitely a little bit of Prince in the new record...joe j.
I love gold, I love socks, I love to wear socks all the time...joe j.
I`m always checking the mirror because I`m afraid that I have something in my teeth...joe j.
(Speaking of Camp Rock) The biggest challenge of doing the movie was acting in general. It`s so new to us. We`re so used to performing onstage. I didn`t know how I would do. Honestly, I got kind of nervous! But I felt really comfortable about halfway through...joe j.
Singing is hard work - it gets tiring, but, you know, when you get back on that stage, it`s worth every bit. Every bit of energy that you spent to get there, it`s completely worth it...joe j.
(Speaking of there self-titled album) The album is meant to get people up and have fun and raise their energy...joe j.
If bullies see that they`re not affecting you, it won`t be fun for them...joe j.
Kevin is a ball of energy, on stage and off...joe j.
Joe:You Know what always Gets Rid Of A sore Throat?
Girl:What?
Joe:A Bowl Of sugar
Girl:A Bowl Of sugar?
Joe: Pour Water On It And Just Drink It.My Mom tried It With Me Once
Kevin:And Then He Turned Out The Way He Did so I Don`t Know If You Really Want To Try It.
Joe: "Rice Moves Joe" Oh it says Nice Moves. I was like "Rice Moves?" What kind of rice is that? DON`T eat It!
Joe: I just found out the other day that like putting a pop tart in the microwave or oven taste so much better.
Nick: Yeah he just found that out!
Joe: I thought it was the way they were supposed to be made!
Nick: They`re called POP tarts
Joe: Yeah but you-I, I Didn`t expect. Oh you know that it doesn`t say in the instuctions to put it in the oven or microwave
Nick: Yes It does
Kevin: Yeah It does
Nick: It says It on the back of the box
Joe: An egg doesn`t say crack this. It doesn`t say that does It?
Nick: No cause you don`t have to do that!
Joe:Kevin Has Starbucks Radar In His Head.We`ll Be On The Road And He`ll Be Like, "Two Miles -Starbucks" He Can Smell It And Every Time He Is right.
Nick: So Joe, what have you been up to recently?
Joe: (sniffs pillow) Stealing stuff.
Audience: Ooooooooohhhhhh......
(after Kevin said they were "Burnin` Up the Charts) "That`s not funny. Wanna know what`s funny? A guy walks into a store and says ""Can I get a glass of milk?" and the guy behind the counter says ""We don`t got glasses here.""" (Nick and Kevin laugh)...joe j.
"I own Donald Trump."...joe j.
I know the muffin man!!!...joe j.
"Every studio needs a rubber chicken."...joe j.
(after hitting Nick with plastic bat) "I`m not angry. I have never been angry in my entire life. The only thing that makes me angry is people video recording me. Making me mad. NOW TURN IT OFF!"...joe j.
"Miley Cyrus needs a straightjacket." ...joe j.
"This is our tour bus. Now get out!"...joe j.
"I`m so excited I`m gonna run into traffic. Wait...there are no cars in Oklahoma!"...joe j.
"Hi, I`m Kevin Jonas and I would like to sell you a car!" ...joe j.
"Nick`s a studmuffin."...joe j.
"We`re here on July 3rd, 1923."...joe j.
"Merry Christmas, happy Hanakuh, Kwanza, Quiziggyziggyzan."...joe j.
"Woo...I`m a Ghost!"...joe j.
(on live chat) "If you can see use write...applesauce." Nick: "applesauce?" kevin: "they can`t spell applesauce!"..
(rapping) I`m Joe Jonas, I`m your best friend. Open the fridge...eat a chicken...joe j.
(To Jessica Alba) See you at the wedding!...joe j.
It`s cool when someone says something like, "Your triceps look huge"!...joe j.
``Awkward...``...joe j.
The funniest pick up line I know is "I got my library card and i`m checking you out"...joe j.
(about a ring tone)"whats your ring tone joe??" "Vibrate you know that feeling when you`r in the store and your pants start to vibrate and your like oh my phone!I like that feeling"...joe j.
(about the song Hold on) " The song Hold on can be about anything. Like if you`re waiting in line for a resturant you`re going to or whatever and you`re just like "OHHH" hold on! Or like..say you`re riding you`re bike done the street and a tire pops, hold on.....to you`re bike...This is hold on..I need to figure out what the song is really about!..joe j.
My favorite flirty line is, "Hey, did you drop this?" Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, "It fell out of your hair."...joe j.
(the thing he misses most about New Jersey) One thing they don`t have out here in California is Rita`s Italian Ices...joe j.
I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes...joe j.
I walked up to two girls in an airport looking at Popstar! and they had it opened to a page with me, Kevin and Nick on it. So I walked over and I was like, "Oh, I love those magazines!" and I walked away. They were freaked out!...joe j.
I try to stay away from drama!...joe j.
I had a New Year`s kiss once. But it was like, "Let`s start the year off together," and then we wound up breaking up the night after!...joe j.
I think it`s really romantic when a girl shows up to surprise me. I love that...joe j.
(about flirting) Keep it playful for as long as you can--that`s more fun. When you immediately tell your friend, `Hey, tell him I like him,` that kind of kills it. I like it when it`s like, "Let`s just have fun with it for a while."...joe j.
(About the song "Hold On") You can be in any situation, but you`re holding on because you don`t want to give up on love. Say you`re in a terrible situation...you can always find the light if you look hard enough...joe j.
Guys just want to kiss you, not your makeup, so too much lip gloss is not good idea! Kisses are perfect in front of a sunset. And I think it`s better to be alone if it`s your first kiss in a new relationship. Everyone else doesn`t need to see it...joe j.
I don`t like it when a girl says, "I`m so tired." It`s like, "Let`s go have fun!"...joe j.
In kindergarten, I didn`t know what to say to the girl I liked, so I blurted out, "I like your red marker.` It was dumb...joe j.
Getting double grounded is the toughest. It`s like, "What can they take away now?"...joe j.
(About his "Camp Rock" audition). I sent in a video on some really ghetto camera, and Disney asked me to send it again because the film wasn`t very good. They couldn`t really hear my voice. For a week, I totally forgot about it, and I was like, "There`s no way I got it." After that week, my dad and manager sat me down in a room, and I thought I was in trouble. I was like, "What did I do?" Everything was going through my mind. They finally told me I got the movie! I was like, "What?" and totally freaking out!...joe j.
Nick can`t stand it if someone wears his socks, he flips out and it`s so funny...kevin j.
Nick is in charge - he`s the youngest but he`s definitely the boss. Everyone says he`s shy because he`s quiet, but he`s not shy. He`s Mr. Cool!...kevin j.
Joe is the goofball of the group, not afraid to have a good time...kevin j.
There are a lot of places we have never been, and we can`t wait to see and meet all the new people!...kevin j.
I look for a girl who`s cool. Like we just hang out and not see me as a "celebrity". I don`t like it when girls run up and say "I`m totally in love with you". There`s no mystery there. I mean from fans it`s great, but from a girl you`re gonna date ... it`s different...kevin j.
I`ve fallen off stage before. I didn`t get hurt, but I jumped back on stage and acted like I was supposed to fall!...kevin j.
I`d have to say `Year 3000` is my favorite song from It`s About Time because it`s just the one everyone knows and loves to hear...kevin j.
I hated middle school. I never fitted in! I had two friends because I didn`t connect with my classmates. I even got made fun of and beaten up...kevin j.
One of my biggest pet peeves is when my brothers tell me how to drive. It just freaks me out because they`ve never been behind the wheel before...kevin j.
For me, music is just life in general. When you walk outside, you start hearing beats everywhere you go...kevin j.
So like 5% of the population just died. That`s cool...kevin j.
(rapping) Yo, my name`s Mufasa, I`m the king of the land! I`ll come smack you with the back of my hand!!...kevin j.
(After hearing,on TRL,they play lots of video games)We Bought Madden 09` before we bought our new CD. don`t tell anyone though! Wait we`re on T.V! (they all start laughing)...kevin j.
Our sound is like music on Red Bull!...kevin j.
(about what he does to make a girl feel special) I`ll try to surprise her, like show up with Starbucks coffee--completely unannounced. I`m also gone a lot, so I`ll try to call her as many times as I can without being weird...kevin j.
(about being a celebrity teenager) Of course, it`s the best thing that ever happened to me, and this has been one of the most crazy and most fun lives ever. I have a blast every single day. I am blessed that I get to do this thing I love to do, and if I wasn`t doing this, I`d probably be working at Starbucks. So the fact that I get to travel around on a tour bus all around the country is pretty awesome...kevin j.
When I see a girl I like, I get a nervous feeling in my stomach. That`s how I know I really like someone; when I get that feeling...kevin j.
(about his character, Jason, in Camp Rock) My character is a little out there, a little spacey, but I love it. I get to be a little loopy, and it`s kind of fun...kevin j.
(about working with family) You have a security that everything is going to be okay, even when you mess up...kevin j.
Kevin: People think we don`t miss our girlfriends when were on tour or away from home, but we really do!! Sometimes even more then the girl does! I remember this one horrible time on stage-this is as personal you`ll ever hear me get- we haven`t been seeing our girlfriends for like, i don`t know, a month and we were all missing them really much. So we had to sing three song without a break, Underdog, When you look me in the eyes and Year 3000. During the first song everyone was happy and Joe was, well Joe! Running around, jumping on the piano ect. and Nick was singing his heart out! So was I. The next song was When you look me in the eyes. The opening line was Joe`s and as he began to sing we all heared this weakness in his voice and in Nick`s too. During the whole song the fans and our energy suddenly when down. Like i had no energy left, the back-up guitarist had to almost like-play for me. After the song I looked up at Nick and he had his head on the piano. I was totally like "What is he doing??". Then Joe tapped my shoulder and i l turned to face him-and got totally freaked out! He was death pale! I have never in my whole life seen Joe so pale! and he looked really sick like he was about to throw up on stage. I was so scared for him! Then i asked him what the problem was. Turns out- he missed his girlfriend! Just like the rest of us. I mean we had missed them before! But that was like, that was the last straw! When you look me in the eyes was the last straw. The first thing i said to Joe was "Run! Run backstage right now and call her". I`ll never forget the look on his face! He seemed so happy and he just ran as fast as he could. I was covering up for him and i did a pretty good job! 10- minutes later he runs back on stage happy and full of energy! It was really great to see the good old Joe back again!
Joe: Yeah..i remember, that was not a fun experince. Not at all. The worst thing was calling her. I was afraid of what she would say you know. When i called her she was crying! I felt SO bad! Well we planned to met in the next city though. It worked out alright!
[Once] on Valentines` Day, I wrote a letter to a girl, burned all the edges, rolled it up, put twine in it and then put it inside a bottle and painted everywhere she wanted to go on it. And then I melted a candle down on top of it. I had it waiting for her in the room...kevin j.
When I`m around the girl I like, I sweat...kevin j.
I`ll know if I want to ask a girl on a second date in the first 10 minutes of our first date. If you`re just getting to know each other and you`re already laughing about things in each other`s lives, then you know you`re going to work out...kevin j.
The minute I asked this one girl on a date, she thought I was her boyfriend. That`s not the way it`s supposed to be. Relationships take time...kevin j.
I`m very laid back-I can watch movies for hours at a time-so I like a girl who`s easy-going, makes me laugh, and who likes to be constantly connected. I`m rarely home, so I love being with someone online, or texting, or on the phone. It`s nice to be able to turn on my computer and see her buddy icon pop up...kevin j.
I hate a girl who talks on her phone all the time when she`s with me. It bugs the fire out of me! It`s also not cool when a girl has a foul mouth, or if her friends are crazy or odd. If that`s who she`s hanging out with, it definitely rubs off on her...kevin j.
One time I took this girl out to eat at a really nice place in L.A. We ordered a ton of food, but when the bill came, I realized I forgot my wallet at home! My dad had to come bring it to me. It was so embarrassing! I didn`t think it was big deal, but Nick and Joe still tease me about it!...kevin j.
I don`t like it when a girl is constantly complaining about how she looks...kevin j.
I`ve always wanted to pick someone up at the airport and have a movie-esque kiss!...kevin j.
I have dated a girl that my brothers didn`t like, and it ended terribly. They were right, and now I listen to what everybody has to say...kevin j.
(on what language he would love to learn) Italian. I think it would be an amazing language to speak. It`s so romantic...kevin j.
The good thing about Joe is that he is the craziest person i have ever met and the bad thing about Joe is that he is the craziest person i have ever met. Kevin can get really into his guitar, but there is nothing bad about him...nick j.
(speaking of his diabetes) At the beginning I was asking myself, "Why me?". And now I started asking, "Why not me?"...nick j.
Theres always a way to find hope!...nick j.
We were in a mall on time and it was on the other side of the mall, and Kevin goes,"I can smell Starbucks."and just started running towards it...nick j.
It doesn`t matter if the weight of the world is pulling you down; with Christ you have everything...nick j.
It`s awesome to have my brothers on stage and in the studio with me. You have a security that everything is going to be okay, even when you mess up...nick j.
(Speaking of A Little Bit Longer) The lyrical content has gotten a little more in-depth as far as who we are as people and our personal lives, with our dating and all that, things we`ve gone through in the past year. We were really able to put it into the songs and make a really cool record...nick j.
(Speaking of album) A lot of it is about typical teenage love stuff like "Oh, what am I going to do if I can`t see her today?" It`s not stuff that we don`t know about...nick j.
I used to play the drums in our church bands and I wasn`t very good. To be playing in front of so many people now is amazing!...nick j.
On the way to the hospital Kevin and Joe looked up diabetes online. They knew nore about it than I did before I got there! They`re there for me all the time!...nick j.
"Hi, I`m Nick Jonas. And today on our show we will be talking about anger on the Nick J show, with our friends, Teddy and Mickey! Today on our show we have a very "Special" guest; a very delightful fellow who goes by the name of Joe Jonas. Everybody applaud! C`mon in here Joe.
(Joe comes in and sits down with an odd expression on his face.)
So Joe how`re y-
(Joe hits Nick with a plastic bat-espression does not change)
Nick starts laughing as he gets up. (Joe hits him again)
Joe: I`m not angry.
Nick: Dude, why`re you hitting me?
(hits Nick again-Nick continues to laugh)
Joe: I`ve never been angry in my entire life. The only thing that makes me angry is people video recording me. (hits Nick once more) Making me mad. NOW TURN IT OFF!
Nick: (still laughing as Joe hunts down the camera man)
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Nick: Kevin is SEXY! ( this was at the AMA`s 2008, and was about the issue of People magazine, the Sexiest Man Alive issue)
I love earlobes. No, I`m kidding. i would have to say if a girl has beautiful eyes, I`m going to be interested...nick j.
[when asked if he ever fought with somebody over a girl] I actually had a problem with my little brother Frankie. I was saying that i thought Miley Cyrus from Hannah Montana was cute. He was like "what?!" He ran over and tried to beat me up...nick j.
I really love dresses [on a girl]. I like a girl who looks like a lady...nick j.
My favorite way to impress a girls is by singing to her. I want to serenade her, or at least try to...nick j.
I crush on girls who are kinda quiet, too...nick j.
I don`t usually do one huge thing that`s really nice. I like to spread out gifts here and there...nick j.
It`s embarrassing for me to text message back and forth with a girl. I`m asking all these questions just to continue a conversation when i should just be hanging out with her...nick j.
I know i`ve been in love. but i waited a long time before i said the word "love" to someone even though i`ve been thinking it, because i consider "love" to be more than just a word...nick j.
You should be able to share everything with your girlfriend...nick j.
I wouldn`t date a girl with a bad attitude im "Mr.Positive"..nick j.
I have the tendancy to look away when i start to like a girl.So if i have to work hard to look her in the eyes and be engaging during a conversation then i know it`s cool and it`s for real...nick j.
Slow down, sugar, because im a diabetic...nick j.
Don`t touch my muscles..nick j.
Joe: I just wanted to make people laugh, and then I sang and I loved singing and it started from there. Everything I say I’m not going to do I end up doing.
Joe: (talking about something fun to do on a date) I like to have fun, so we’d go bowling
Beliefs
"School work, baby! WHOO!" -Joe Jonas
Humor
"You`re not shy, you`re just not crazy like me and Kevin" -Joe Jonas
"I`m kinda normal I guess." -Nick Jonas
Funny
"There`s this thing called the rejection hot line."
-Kevin Jonas
Humor
"Hey guys it`s the Jonas Brothers." -Nick Jonas *Kevin and Joe laugh*
"I Love it how they laugh at everything I say that`s excellent!" -Nick Jonas
Humor
"(To his brother, Joe): You`re ideas are pointless."
-Nick Jonas
Funny
"Go to www.j-o-n-a-s-b-r-o-t-h-e-r-s.com"
-Joe Jonas
"Wow you actually spelled it right!" -Nick Jonas
Funny
"Live like your at the bottom
even if your at the top."-Jonas Brothers
Life
Nick- Um, we use excellent a lot, all three of us.
Kevin- A lot!
Joe- I think my favorite word would have to be... Supercalifragilisticepialidocious.
Kevin- That`s too hard to say.
Joe- Dude, I`m always like I feel so supercalifragilicexpialidocious today. And everybody`s like, wow!
Humor
yo thats illogical. i cant have it! - nick jonas
Humor
im gunna kill you, put you in the trunk of my car, take you 2 the desert, then im gunna see if your ok - joe jonas
Funny
Trivia
My hair actually used to be straight. When I turned 12, my hair got curly. It was the weirdest thing in the world. It`s always been kind of long. When it gets really long I want to cut it all off. My mom, dad and manager are always like "You have to keep your long hair."...nick j.
I have two modes. First I get really quiet, but then I`m the complete opposite, where I`m like telling jokes. How I act depends on the girl. It helps when a girl`s really confident because then I don`t feel like I have to entertain her...nick j.
Boys don`t really know what they`re doing half the time. Sometimes I`m oblivious to flirting, and I just have to ask, "Okay, what`s the deal? Are you into me or not?" Or I`m the last one to even realize that I have a girlfriend until someone mentions it...nick j.
nick jonas thinks cursive is romantic!..
The Jonas brothers have a younger sibling named Frankie Jonas.
(imdb.com)
Were considering the names "The Jonas Trio", "The Sons of Jonas", "Jonas Jonas Jonas" and "Run Jonas Run" for the band name (names suggested by Columbia Records).
(imdb.com)
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