Trivia and Quotes
Quotes
 Yeah I had a girlfriend but I had to dump her, spend, spend, spend! Well, call him. If he says "yes," I`ll put you on the next plane. You know, you and his little friend Cindy could go to the movies and get in for half price.
Doctor, my friend... I think he is dead, and I don`t know what to do...
There`s something I have to tell you. My mom likes to call me `Sweetie`.
You misspelled your tattoo. It doesn`t say "Angel", it says "Angle".
Of course. How else you supposed to know what you`re gonna get.
We really took this moron Pony to the cleaners. The money we gave him won`t pay for half his gas.
Erik: It`s 9:00! When I gave you the money, you said we were going STRAIGHT to New Orleans!
Angle: So you`ll get there a couple days later, it`s not gonna kill you.
Erik: Shut up, ANGLE!
Pony: Hey, YOU shut up, you little shit! Want me to swim over there and pound your ass?
So long, faggots! You got brains the size of boogers, you homo queer bastards!
Hey thanks for moving in here. Now all the kids at school call me "faggot" and walk on the other side of the hall.
So they think I`m a faggot. And now all of a sudden I`m yelling the same stuff at them. Well they know I`m not a faggot, `cause a faggot wouldn`t yell "faggot" back. That`s why you should`ve yelled "faggot" too.
But he could`ve. Then everybody would be calling him faggot and queer, and he`d get sick and die. And they`d write `Homo` on his headstone. And when your mother went to bring him flowers, she`d see Little Eddie Horner Homo. But you know what the worst part about it would be? Probably before he died a bunch of assholes like you who ain`t sick, thought it might be fun just to beat the shit out of him!
What about your little brother when he fell off the monkey bars at school and got real hurt, they had to take him to the hospital. He could`ve caught something then.
Here, hold onto this when you sleep. And if you wake up and you`re scared, you`ll say, "Wait a minute. I`m holding Eric`s shoe. Why the hell would I be holding some smelly basketball shoe a trillion light years from the universe? I must be here on earth, safe in my sleeping bag, and Eric must be close by."
Suppose you kept going another 18 billion light years, what if there`s nothing out there? Suppose you kept going another trillion times further, so far out you see nothing. The light from the universe would be fainter than the faintest star. Infinitely cold. Infinitely dark. Sometimes if I wake up and it`s dark, I get really scared, like I`m out there and I`m never coming back.
Yeah? Well, about twenty years ago there was this guy. He noticed some mold growing on his bread and he started feeding it to people. Everybody said he was stupid. You know what it turned out to be? Aspirin!
These aren`t moms. These are women. This is what they`re supposed to look like.
One time there was this kid, and he went swimming after eating, and he got a stomach cramp and he started to drown, but the sturgeon general grabbed him by his shirt and put him on the shore.
Look, history is full of very sick people, who suddenly, for no reason at all, get better. And when that happens we call it a miracle. From the moment I met you I knew you were special, and that you might be one of those people. You know I`m tellin` you the truth, don`tcha? You can feel that inside ye, can`tcha? So don`t let me down, okay? I`m countin` on you to make me famous.
Trivia
The opening credits feature the track `My Great Escape` by Marc Cohn. However, this track was not released on any medium other than the movie itself.
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