Trivia and Quotes
Quotes
 Master Wong: It is better to die like a tiger, than to live like a pussy. Maggie Wong: I`m trying to sacrifice my life for our love. Stop being such a dick!
Feng: [inviting Randy on a private tour] I won`t bite... not where it shows.
Feng: Represent.
Feng: What part of "sudden death" didn`t you understand?
Feng: Less talkie-talkie, more ping-pong.
Master Wong: Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks.
[chuckles]
Master Wong: She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.
Karl Wolfschtagg: You are so close to defeat that it already reeks of your cheap cologne.
Master Wong: [smirks] The joke`s on you, pretty boy. It`s not cologne, it`s lady speed stick.
Randy Daytona: [sees a man standing up] Hey, a volunteer! How you doing buddy?
[takes his ping pong ball and paddle and starts bouncing the ball of the guy`s face]
Cheese`N`Mac Guy: [as Randy is bouncing the ball of his face] I was just going for more Cheese `n Mac.
Cheese`N`Mac Guy: [Randy keeps bouncing the ball of his face and then his stomach. The guy trys to protect himself with his plate but can`t] Stop!
Randy Daytona: [finally catches the ball] Hoooooooeeeeeee! A-thank you!
Cheese`N`Mac Guy: [collapses from a heart attack]
Randy Daytona: [as The Hammer keeps making weird hand gestures] I don`t know what the hell he`s talking about.
Agent Ernie Rodriquez: I`m still trying to figure out if it`s a dude or a chick.
Master Wong: Maggie! Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mushu palace.
Karl Wolfschtagg: So, we meet again. The years have not been kind to you; I will not be either.
Karl Wolfschtagg: Daytona, I have said some cruel things about you. To my friends here at the tournament, I tell them that the reason that you hate me so much, is because I had sex with your mother.
Randy Daytona: My mother died when I was two. I hardly knew her.
Karl Wolfschtagg: Yeah I know it`s a horrible thing to say. And yet these things that I say over and over again... I do not mean them. Because in truth, you are the greatest player I have ever scene. Other than myself, practicing in front of a mirror. Which I do... everyday... in the nude. I`m sorry for you, that your papa is not here to see you. I think he would be very proud of you.
Randy Daytona: Yeah.
Karl Wolfschtagg: So proud of you, that he would probably bet the money on you again. I could use the cash! Haha. Tell your dead parents I said "What`s Up?"
Gary: [the building is about to self destruct] I`m gonna save the panda!
[runs offscreen]
Gary: Ahhh!
[runs back on screen]
Gary: Panda`s dead!
[runs away]
Maggie Wong: [in Chinese] Focus on your balls not my boobs!
Asian Guy With Gun: [when Randy first arrives at his room] Hello, can I interest you in some Altoids, or some Axe Body Spray?
Feng: Ping pong, or as the Chinese say: "Ping pong".
Karl Wolfschtagg: [after stepping on Randy`s paddle] Whoops. Clumsy clumsy hippos.
Agent Ernie Rodriquez: I`m from the CIA.
Randy Daytona: Whoa man. I didn`t mean to kill that guy. How was I supposed to know he had a bad heart?
Agent Ernie Rodriquez: Hey. I`m not here for that. I thought that was part of the act. Until the paramedics came I was laughing my ass off.
Person in crowd: You suck!
Karl Wolfschtagg: Hey, that stings. Come on who said that?
Feng: Sports, members, bandits alike.
Randy Daytona: Never hug a man with a million bucks worth of hardware up his crack. Whew!
Master Wong: Welcome to the underbelly of ping-pong where fortunes are won and lost. I`m exaggerating, of course, but you get my point.
Trivia
Thomas Lennon wrote the character of Feng expecting to play it himself.
In the movie, Christopher Walken looks at his old master, James Hong, and says that seeing him was a "blast from the past", referring to his previous movie Blast from the Past (1999).
As mentioned in the movie, it is forbidden for Wong to teach ping pong to "gwai lo". This is most likely a reference to Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993) starring Jason Scott Lee. Bruce was forbidden by the elders to teach martial arts to anyone other than Asians. Jason Scott Lee appears in "Balls of Fury" as Siu-Foo.
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