Quotes
 TV Sports Announcer: [announcing basketball game on TV] 3 seconds left. The shot is up...
TV Narrator: [Peyton switches channel] Welcome to the magical world of ponies! [repeated lines]
Peyton Kelly: Stupid is a mean word.
Kyle Cooper: No it isn`t.
Peyton Kelly: Yes it is.
Kyle Cooper: No it isn`t.
Peyton Kelly: Yes it is.
Joe Kingman: You need to be a mom to do this stuff.
Monique Vasquez: I don`t know about that. True mothers are smarter, kinder, and better at just about everything.
Monique Vasquez: Fathers are the ones that pick you up and give you the courage to do stuff you never thought you could.
Peyton Kelly: My mommy says Fanny`s Burgers make kids fat and give you gas.
Joe Kingman: Bostun Webels, experience the heat. Buston Webels, catch the magik. Buston Webels, catch... who wites this?
Joe Kingman: I thought you were dead.
Karen Kelly: I can assure you I`m not dead.
Monique Vasquez: [to Joe] Ballerinas can jump just as high as you but when they come down they come down in plies, and then they stand pointe, and they stand like that for hours. If ballet was easy, it would be called football.
Karen Kelly: How are things going there?
Peyton Kelly: Terrific, the food`s not all that great, but my room is huge.
Joe Kingman: What did you put in those cookies?
Peyton Kelly: Um, milk, flour, eggs, cinnamon.
Joe Kingman: Cinammon? I`m allergic to cinnamon!
Peyton Kelly: I`m sorry.
Joe Kingman: You`re sowry? I`m talking like t`his and all you can say is you`re sowry?
Peyton Kelly: I`m allergic to nuts.
Joe Kingman: Peyton, I have an an answer for your question. After this game, win or lose, you`re the best thing that`s ever happened to me.
[after Joe discovers he has a daughter]
Stella Peck: So there`s no possible chance she`s yours?
Joe Kingman: No! I mean, Sarah and I were seperated for a long time. The last time I saw her, she came over to get her things and...
[thinks for a few moments]
Joe Kingman: ... whose hungry? I`m hungry.
Stella Peck: How long has it been since you ate one of your own Fanny`s burgers?
[takes a bite]
Stella Peck: Chew long I`d say.
Joe Kingman: Then you get inside people`s minds, and you drive them crazy, just like her!
Peyton Kelly: Well at least I got a mind, because if I didn`t, I`d be just like you!
Joe Kingman: You don`t get abs like these eating peanut butter patties.
Joe Kingman: My dad never let me have sugar.
Peyton Kelly: Is that why you never smile?
Travis Sanders: Is Spike wearing a tutu?
Peyton Kelly: [to Joe] My name is Peyton. I`m your daughter.
Joe Kingman: You Bedazzled my football?
Tatianna: Is your coat... Bedazzled?
Joe Kingman: Peyton. Wait a minute.
[turns to see the back of his coat]
Joe Kingman: I`m still Joe. Still the King.
Peyton Kelly: My mom says that she fell in love with you because you played guitar and you sounded just like Elvis.
Joe Kingman: Really?
Joe Kingman: [in Elvis voice] Well, what do you think?
Peyton Kelly: I think she was tone deaf, and you sound more like a wounded moose than the King.
Joe Kingman: Ohh, a wounded moose?
Trivia
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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has said that this film will be the last film in which he will be credited as "The Rock".
Production was pushed back by several months after Dwayne Johnson suffered a ruptured Achilles tendon injury during a football practice session.
Includes a lot of references to Elvis Presley, including songs and posters. Those were added by director Andy Fickman and Dwayne Johnson who both are Elvis fans.
Two bulldogs, named Tubbs and Tank, shared the role of Spike.
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# Dwayne `The Rock` Johnson`s character, Joe Kingman, suffers a separated shoulder that temporarily knocks him out of the big game. In real life, The Rock actually did suffered a season-ending shoulder separation while playing defensive tackle as a freshman at the University of Miami.
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# Originally the script called for the football team to be the New England Patriots, but negotiating with the NFL became difficult for producers so they made up the team name instead.
Dwayne `The Rock` Johnson sings "Are You Lonesome Tonight?" in this movie. He sings the same song the first time he hosted "Saturday Night Live" (1975).
Prints of this movie were delivered to theatres under the fake title "Ribbon".
Dwayne Johnson said he came up with the idea for his character to be such a huge Elvis fan, and suggested the idea to the writers, who loved it and added it to the script. Johnson later said that when they asked how he came up with the idea, Johnson responded that he is Elvis` biggest fan, and much of the Elvis memorabilia his character owns actually belongs to Johnson.
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