Trivia and Quotes
Quotes
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TJ Henderson: I`ll try to be more sensitive to the fact that you`re dumber than me.
Marcus: That`s all I ask!
Marcus: The word "can`t" isn`t even in my vocabulary.
Yvette: Along with most of the other words in the English language.
Mackey: I gotta get this hat to make me look cool.
[turns his hat to the right]
Mackey: This is the way they`re wearing it right? `Bout it, `Bout it.
Yvette: I answered the phone. I`m sick I need help.
Mackey: Hey, I know it`s cold now, but maybe in summer we could go swimming.
Yvette: Why are you talking to me?
Mackey: `Cause you`re almost nude in this photo.
Floyd: You can be the smartest man in the world - and for all I know, you are - but you will NEVER understand women.
Floyd: How much coffee did you drink, anyway?
TJ Henderson: I feel like that Nazi on Indiana Jones, right before his head melted!
Yvette: Dad! You promised you weren`t gonna come down here and binge on cake anymore!
Floyd: You want some some?
Yvette: Yeah.
Floyd: Grab a spoon.
Pete Gilroy: [Yvette walks in on a conversation, not knowing it`s about a dog] My Grandson`s not only a terrific runner, he`s really smart too.
Yvette: Oh, well maybe he and TJ can hang out together. Is he around TJ`s age?
Pete Gilroy: Well, I don`t know, how old are you?
T.J.: Almost ten, sir.
Pete Gilroy: Oh, no, he`d be long dead by then.
Yvette: Oh, I`m so sorry!
Pete Gilroy: When they`re as abnormally large as my Grandson, their hearts tend to crap out.
Yvette: [crying] I`m going to do the dishes!
Mr. Basil Militich: T.J. You`re not in elementry school anymore. You`re in highschool. You`ve got to learn some self-control.
TJ Henderson: Yeah but I have so many ideas in my head that they just come flowing out.
Mr. Basil Militich: Yes I know.
[after writing a threatening letter to the president, TJ is concerned about goverment agents checking up on him]
Mr. Basil Militich: They wanted to know about what kinds of friends you have.
TJ Henderson: And what did you tell them?
Mr. Basil Militich: I said that you kept to yourself most of the time, a bit of a loner.
TJ Henderson: Oh, thanks a lot! Why didn`t you just tell them I`m president of the Saddam Hussein fanclub?
Mr. Basil Militich: ...Are you?
TJ Henderson: No!
Mr. Basil Militich: They were also interested in the books you checked out. By the way, why did you check out that book on gunpowder?
TJ Henderson: It was for science, I was building a volcano!
Mr. Basil Militich: I told them you must be fascinated by explosives. Boom!
Marcus: Don`t get us wrong, we care about the environment.
Morris L. `Mo` Tibbs: Give a hoot, don`t pollute.
Marcus: But we`re not gonna drink something that tastes like vinegar, just so some chipmunks somewhere can live an extra couple of weeks.
TJ Henderson: [temporarily stupid, to his dad] Hey, did you know that if you rearrange the letters in your name, they spell "Flody"? Floyd, Flody... Flody, Flody, Flody!
Floyd: [about a teacher] He confiscated your computer?
TJ Henderson: Yeah. He says if I want it back you have to sign this
[hands Floyd a note and Floyd signs it]
Marcus: [about his own slip] What about mine?
Floyd: Oh yeah
[he crumbles it up]
Marcus: Hey!
TJ Henderson: Well TJ was in pursuit of knowledge. You`re in pursuit of a hat that makes you look like a bananna.
Marcus: [TJ comes out of the bathroom after throwing up] How are you feeling?
TJ Henderson: Lettuce came out my nose, how do you think I feel?
Marcus: Did you eat lettuce?
TJ Henderson: No.
[about a girl he is tutoring]
TJ Henderson: She`s smart, pretty and funny...
Floyd: Aw...
TJ Henderson: "Aw" what?
Floyd: You like her.
TJ Henderson: Sure, I`m tutoring her.
Floyd: No, I mean, you *really* like her.
TJ Henderson: [disgusted] Me? A girl?
[TJ turns to leave]
TJ Henderson: Ew!
[he leaves]
Floyd: He`s got it bad!
Floyd: [after Yvette considers getting plastic surgery] I`ve been thinking about breasts all night.
Yvette: [Stares at her father with a odd expression]
Floyd: Um, I mean yours.
Yvette: [Continues to stare]
Floyd: Um, I mean big ones.
Trivia
In the first show, the set (both the school and the home) is the same as the one used in Boy Meets World
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