Quotes
 / Lane Leonard: Bill?
Bill Korn: Lane! Hey check it out! French fry log cabin.
Lane Leonard: (laughing) You`re not wasting your day.
Bill Korn: You know it.
Hal Branston: Come on Lane! This snow day happened for a reason. It`s given me a second chance with Claire.
Lane Leonard: Hal, what do you think she`s gonna do? Hold you to your chest and lick your ear and call you funky?
Lane Leonard: [knocking on the door] Mr. Zellweger please!
Mr. Zellweger: Whats the problem?
Lane Leonard: Mr. Zellwegar, i tried to stop her i really tried!
Mr. Zellweger: Stop who from doing what?
Lane Leonard: Al Martino bites the big one. thats what she wrote. On the bathroom wall. Some weird girl with a dog collar, and a snake tatoo on her face!
Mr. Zellweger: WHAT KIND OF SICKO?
[having just had ketchup poured on him]
Wayne Alworth: This better not stain my coat.
Hal Branston: Schools clothes, roads disappear, grown men weep...
Tom Brandston: Hands tell a story, and these hands say... happy funny sun time.
Chad Symmonz: Let`s take a ride on our 3-D dopelar radar!
Tom Brandston: It`s doplar you moron.
Principal Ken Weaver: [singing] Oh there`s no snow for you, oh there`s no snow for you... nothing but blue skies for meeeee! Oh you`re going to school, oh your going to school!
Chuck Wheeler: What are you looking at?
Laura Brandston: What I miss?
Randy Brandston: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth, wanna see?
Laura Brandston: I`m a terrible mother, I admit it...
Randy Brandston: Right again.
[after being told that if he eats too much snow, he`ll have to go to the bathroom]
Wayne Alworth: Aw, man! I gotta whizz!
Natalie Brandston: I really don`t like him...
Hal Branston: He`s not a fun guy...
Hal Branston: Rain, Sleet, or... what was the other one Mr. Aberman?
Mailman Herbert: Everybody makes fun of the mailman...
Principal Ken Weaver: Must have the courage of ten principals, must get home.
Randy Brandston: Mrs. Hufner tells us the story about the poky little puppy.
Random Claire-Stock Attendee: I love you Claire; I want to stroke your hair.
Roger the Snowplowman: That`ll do ya.
Roger the Snowplowman: Hey, get out of my plow!
Chuck Wheeler: Say hi to Greg, he`ll be hurting you today.
Greg: Hi there!
Maltar: Where in the name of the Seven Seas are you going?
Natalie Brandston: The kitchen... I`m going to make myself a grilled cheese sandwich.
Tom Brandston: You`re a fraud.
Chad Symmonz: And you`re a joke, Tom.
Chuck Wheeler: What kind of gum do you chew? What kind of bogus question is that?
Tom Brandston: It`s amazing what some kid`s will do just to earn a merit badge.
Wayne Alworth: Welcome to the Chuck n` Wayne House of Pain!
Roger the Snowplowman: The kids really love to toot the horn.
Chuck Wheeler: You`re in luck, the House of Pain now delivers
[grabs shovel]
Chuck Wheeler: .
Hal Branston: Wasn`t it you who said that true love is all about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time?
Lane Leonard: Yeah.
Hal Branston: You got 10 minutes?
[Hal and Lane kiss]
Lane Leonard: Love isn`t about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It`s about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time.
Trivia
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A real bank heist took place near the filming location and the felons drove right past the PA who immediately alerted everyone on set. The felons were surprised to see that they were driving through a film set, shortly before driving headlong into (and becoming hopelessly stuck in) a fake snow drift. The police immediately apprehended the two bumbling crooks to the amusement of all on set.
The music used when Hal finds the whale ankle bracelet in the pool is the "Big W" music used in It`s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963).
This film was originally planned to be "The Adventures of Pete & Pete" (1993) movie.
The news anchor woman in the movie (Andrea Engel) and the Sportscaster (Shaye Ganam) are real life news anchors for a TV station in Edmonton, Alberta, where the exterior shots were filmed.
The news studio where Chevy Chase reports his weather is an actual news studio in Edmonton, Alberta. A local Meteorologist used a similar board for reporting the weather, almost like what Chase acted out. In the distance, you can see the news anchors from Edmonton, who also starred in this movie.
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