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Gilmore Girls Cast |
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On-Screen Couples |
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Jared Padalecki
(as Dean Forester)
with Alexis Bledel
(as Lorelai "Rory" Gilmore)
Matt Czuchry
(as Logan Huntzberger)
with Alexis Bledel
(as Lorelai "Rory" Gilmore)
Keiko Agena
(as Lane Kim)
with Todd Lowe
(as Zack Van Gerbig)
Milo Ventimiglia
(as Jess Mariano)
with Alexis Bledel
(as Lorelai "Rory" Gilmore)
Lauren Graham
(as Lorelai Gilmore)
with Scott Patterson
(as Luke Danes)
Lauren Graham
(as Lorelai Gilmore)
with David Sutcliffe
(as Christopher Hayden)
Lauren Graham
(as Lorelai Gilmore)
with Chris Eigeman
(as Jason Stiles)
Lauren Graham
(as Lorelai Gilmore)
with Scott Cohen
(as Max Medina)
Liza Weil
(as Paris Geller)
with Chad Murray
(as Tristin Dugray)
Liza Weil
(as Paris Geller)
with Danny Strong
(as Doyle McMaster)
Keiko Agena
(as Lane Kim)
with Adam Brody
(as Dave Rygalski)
Melissa McCarthy
(as Sookie St. James)
with Jackson Douglas
(as Jackson Belleville)
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Other InformationAwardsChoice TV Actress Comedy Teen Choice Awards [2006] (Won/Nominated: Won) Best Favorite Female Television Star People's Choice Awards, USA [2005] (Won/Nominated: Nominated) TV - Choice Parental Unit Teen Choice Awards [2005] (Won/Nominated: Won) Choice TV Actress Comedy Teen Choice Awards [2005] (Won/Nominated: Won) Choice It Girl Teen Choice Awards [2005] (Won/Nominated: Won) Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series Screen Actors Guild Awards [2002] (Won/Nominated: Nominated) Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series Screen Actors Guild Awards [2001] (Won/Nominated: Nominated) TaglineIt`s a Mother Daughter thing |
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Awards |
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Gilmore Girls (2000) was nominated for the following awards:
Teen Choice AwardsGolden Globes
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Golden Globe
2002 Young Artist Awards
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Young Artist Award
2004
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Young Artist Award
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Young Artist Award
2002
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Young Artist Award
2001 Satellite Awards
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Golden Satellite Award
2004
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Golden Satellite Award
2004
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Comedy or Musical
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Golden Satellite Award
2003
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Comedy or Musical
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Golden Satellite Award
2003
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Golden Satellite Award
2003
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Golden Satellite Award
2002 Television Critics Association AwardsScreen Actors Guild AwardsALMA AwardsFamily Television Awards |
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Trivia |
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Trivia and QuotesQuotes Lane: Oh my God, you guys walk fast. I`ve been chasing you for the past two blocks.
Rory: Hey, we were being followed.
Lorelai: I told you I wasn`t just being paranoid. Maybe next time you`ll take me seriously when I tell you furniture moved itself. Luke: Crazy people. Whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping pong tables and hand puppets. Lorelai: Do you know how to make coffee?
Christopher: Yes, I do.
Lorelai: My coffee?
Christopher: One bag of coffee per cup of water, right?
Lorelai: Perfect. [while studying for exams]
Rory: Okay. You should get back to your studying.
Lorelai: Fine. Oh, great.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: I think I`ve already forgotten everything I read in the last two hours.
Rory: No, you haven`t.
Lorelai: Yes, I have. In fact, I may have forgotten everything that I`ve ever known. Child, what be your name?
Rory: Study. [on swans]
Michel: I will never go near those filthy birds.
Lorelai: Why?
Michel: I hate the swans.
Lorelai: These particular swans?
Michel: No, all swans. I was attacked by a band of swans in the Luxembourg Gardens when I was a boy. No one forgets that.
Lorelai: [laughing] Oh no - not being attacked by a band of swans. Was it an all-boy band? Kind of a scary, feathery *NSYNC kind of fiasco?
Michel: This is not funny. [while playing a carnival game]
Clara: Jess can`t throw.
Jess: I can, too.
Clara: You missed every time.
Jess: I can`t concentrate with your annoying midget voice yammering on and on. It`s like having Stuart Little shoved in my ear. Emily: You`re having a baby - do you know that, Lorelai?
Lorelai: Well, that explains the stomachache. Rory: But we want to be spontaneous. Jump a train to Paris, head off to Spain.
Lorelai: Oh no, it`s raining in Spain. But since the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain...
Rory: Looks like Italy for us.
Lorelai: Mamma mia. [looking at baby Rory]
Christopher: She`s pretty.
Lorelai: She`s perfect. Dean: I gotta place an order.
Jess: Talk into the clown.
Dean: I am. Rory: [reading titles of travel books] "Selected Hotels of Europe," "Hotels, Restaurants and Inns of Great Britain and Ireland, 1986", "Myra Waldo`s Travel and Motoring Guide to Europe, `78."
Lorelai: Wow, these will be an enormous help in planning our trip. Hey, you wanna go see the Berlin Wall?
Rory: Sounds great. Young Christopher: Let`s celebrate.
Young Lorelai: Celebrate what?
Young Christopher: No more midterms.
Young Lorelai: Hear, hear.
Young Christopher: Okay, I say that we drink to it.
Young Lorelai: Hear, hear.
Young Christopher: Scotch, vodka, or gin?
Young Lorelai: Hear, hear.
Young Christopher: Okay.
Young Lorelai: And put a cherry in it. [after Michel has begged Lorelai to take him to an auction run by her mother]
Lorelai: Michel, if you wanna go to this auction, you have to be in the lobby at six o`clock Friday morning. You have to hand out towels and water bottles, you have to show them the hiking trails, and you have to let them give you a nature name.
Michel: Fine, I will let them give me a nature name.
Lorelai: All right, then, you can come.
Michel: Thank you.
Lorelai: Buttercup.
Michel: You cannot give them suggestions. Paris: Pack up the chastity belt, Gilmore. You`re going to Harvard. Luke: You tuck a bed in on both sides?
Lorelai: Yeah, and then I slip in, like it`s a straightjacket.
Luke: Oh, you must feel at home there. Zach: Hey, you guys are not gonna believe this.
Liza: You`re Mr. Announcement Guy today.
Zach: What, are you going to pipe in every time I talk?
Liza: Can it.
Zach: Stuff it.
Lorelai: They`re in love.
Sooke: Clearly. Rory: How come we don`t have a tiki bar?
Lorelai: Because we`re not two wild and crazy guys.
Rory: You like pina colodas.
Lorelai: And getting caught in the rain. Rory: Why me?
Paris: Because people like you. You`re quiet. You say "excuse me". You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. ["Gilmore Girls: Beginnings" opening narration]
Lorelai: There are many paths in life. There`s the "Hey, you`re cute, sure, I`ll marry you after graduation and med school" and the "Can you drive Susie to soccer today, `cause I`ve got a pediure?" path. And then there`s my path, where I found myself 16 and pregnant and I realized "I have to get a job, I have to raise a kid and being me, I have to do it all by myself." Not easy. But the thing with my path was, when I reached the end, I turned around and realized I`d ended up someplace really good. [Lorelai`s parents walk into the Inn]
Lorelai: [moaning] They`re here.
Rory: Who?
Lorelai: The Joyless Luck Club. [Jimmy`s girlfriend`s daughter, Lily, likes to read under tables and in closets]
Jess: She do that a lot?
Jimmy: All the time.
Jess: You ever find it a little weird?
Jimmy: All the time. [Lorelai swallows several pills]
Emily: What are you taking?
Lorelai: Rufies?
Rory: Aspirin. Paris: I pierced my nose. And within an hour of having it done, my nose swelled up to four times its normal size, blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe. I went to the emergency room, where they pried the thing out of my nose and shot me up with antibiotics. I spent the night with an ice pack strapped to my face.
Rory: Oh, Paris.
Paris: It seems that I was allergic to the crap metal hoop that I paid $19.95 to have jammed into my nose.
Louise: Did you take a picture?
Paris: No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you`ve not yet faced. Rory: Solidarity sister.
Lorelai: Ya Ya.
Rory: You`ve been waiting all summer to say that haven`t you?
Lorelai: Ya Ya. [to Luke]
Lorelai: Date her, marry her, make her Mrs. Backwards baseball cap. See if I care. Rory: I need you, I need you here, I need you now. I cannot do this alone. I need my Mommy, and dammit, I don`t care who knows it. [Lorelai and Rory arrive late to the town meeting]
Taylor: Late again, are we?
Lorelai: Ooh, yes, I hope I`m not pregnant.
Taylor: What?
Lorelai: Are these seats taken? [Luke`s deceased Uncle Louie is being buried with his prized possessions]
Luke: Taylor and the guys were right. I was cutting Louie slack out of respect for my dad, but the man was rotten and mean and selfish all his life. For God`s sake, he`s even selfish in death. Other people would`ve loved to have had those baseball cards. I would`ve loved to have those baseball cards. He`s got Lou Gehrig`s rookie card, Joe DiMaggio, Willie Mays, tons of others - but no. My uncle, King Tut, has to take all of them to the afterlife with him. Luke: What was wrong with that place?
Jess: It was pink.
Luke: We can paint it.
Jess: You mean I can paint it.
Luke: *We* can paint it *together*
Jess: Great, and afterwards we can hold hands and skip around. [Kirk is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee. Luke is trying to give him his check]
Luke: You`ve been sitting there for two hours.
Kirk: I just want a little more coffee.
Luke: You`ve had eight refills.
Kirk: You know, in France, when you sit and order, you can have the table as long as you want.
Luke: I bet you know what I`m gonna say next.
Kirk: That we`re not in France?
Luke: Give or take a profanity.
Kirk: Fine, I`ll go. Can I have my check?
[Luke picks up the check already on the table and slams it down] Paris: I didn`t get into Harvard. I had SEX, but I didn`t get into Harvard. If you had asked me last year which I thought was more likely, it WOULD NOT have been not getting into Harvard. Luke: I`m closing down the diner for a couple of weeks and taking Nicole on a little trip.
Rory: Fun.
Luke: We`re driving through Western Canada and then taking a cruise up to Alaska.
Rory: A cruise?
Lorelai: Intimate.
Luke: I guess. Is it?
Lorelai: [singing] The Love Boat.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: A cruise is a good spot to get down on one knee.
Luke: And do my ventriloquist act? Lorelai: [walking into Luke`s diner] Give me a burger, onion rings, cheese fries, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I`m lookin` for some heroes. Jason: I didn`t know you were so close to your mother.
Lorelai: I`m not.
Jason: Then why are you defending her?
Lorelai: Every family needs its Fredo.
Jason: Yeah, and Fredo`s family put two bullets into the back of his head. Jason: You`re still mad about that.
Lorelai: I was fully dressed.
Jason: I remember. Green T-shirt, no bra.
Lorelai: What?
Jason: Trust me. I was the hero of Cabin 5 for the rest of the summer. Kirk: If you`ll just follow me, I would like to present you with my new line of one-of-a-kind mailboxes.
Lorelai: Wow. They look very nice, Kirk.
Kirk: And whimsical. They say to the world, "I`ll take my mail with a smile."
Lorelai: Yes, they do say that.
Kirk: And since you are one of our preferred customers, with the purchase of one of our mailboxes, I`ll throw in a carved-duck doorstop and a garlic peeler.
Lorelai: Wow. That`s quite an offer, Kirk. But I think it`s a little early to pick a mailbox. We haven`t even settled on a color for the inn yet.
Kirk: Well, whimsy goes with everything.
Lorelai: Kirk, I promise, just as soon as... is that Condoleezza Rice?
Kirk: Yes, it is. I`m a fan and her big mouth is perfect for shoving mail in. Jason: And trust me: nothing bonds two businessmen together more than one of them finding the other hungover with a hooker in their bed the next morning. Emily: You have the word "Juicy" on your rear end.
Lorelai: Well, if I knew you were coming over, I would`ve changed.
Emily: Into what? A brassiere with the word "Tasty" on it? Lorelai: Jason, my mother is a corporate wife. Her job is putting these parties on. And you put her out of work. You know that; your mother does the same thing. Imagine if you took these functions away from her. What would she have left?
Jason: More time with the pool boy? Luke: I don`t even like kids. They always have jam on their hands. Even when there isn`t any jam in the house, they get jam on their hands. I can`t deal with jam hands. Emily: You know, some men retire.
Richard: Yes, and some men tattoo their mother`s names on their biceps.
Emily: I don`t think the two are necessarily linked. Lorelai: My mother - she was here. I can feel it.
Rory: Grandma hasn`t been here.
Lorelai: Smell that?
Rory: Smell what?
Lorelai: The room - it smells like guilt and Chanel No. 5 Rory: Janet`s out jogging so I don`t know what she thinks, but I have to hope she`s pleased `cause that girl`s in shape and can kick my butt.
Lorelai: Well, just make sure there`s something she likes on the TV when she gets home. Something soothing to runners - maybe something that goes in a circle over and over. Sookie: A child is not a duvet cover. You can`t just take it back if it doesn`t like you.
Lorelai: Luckily, duvet covers notoriously like whoever they go home with. They`re like golden retrievers.
Sookie: You know what happens when kids don`t like you? They tie you to a chair. They brain you with a bat. They set fire to the house and blame it on the neighbors.
Lorelai: Wow, now you can`t have kids or live next door to them. Lorelai: This is a misogynistic truck.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: It`s anti-woman, it`s gender-selective, it`s "Oh, let`s drink a beer and watch the game and hike our shorts up." Luke: Okay, if I give you my lawyer`s name, will you leave?
Russell: I will leave.
Luke: Okay, you ready?
Russell: Yes.
Luke: His name is Don Dewey. He works at the firm of Dewey...
Russell: Dewey.
Luke: Cheatham...
Russell: Cheatham.
Luke: And Howe.
Russell: Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. That was very immature. Lorelai: Well, I can`t take it back to Yale.
Luke: I`m not storing your microbe mattress, forget it.
Lorelai: Well, then I`m stuck here.
Luke: Fine, because I need my truck back.
Lorelai: Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.
Luke: I`m not taking the mattress.
Lorelai: Then let me take the truck.
Luke: But that means you take the mattress.
Lorelai: I can`t take the mattress.
Luke: Then you can`t have the truck.
Lorelai: But that sticks you with the mattress.
Luke: If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.
Lorelai: I can`t take the mattress.
Luke: Then you can`t have the truck.
Lorelai: And that sticks you with the mattress.
Luke: We`ve been here before.
Lorelai: I recognize that tree. Lorelai: All right, I should go. I called Luke last night and he made me promise to get the truck back by two hours ago, so if I leave now it`s sooner than I planned. Rory: If we were caught smuggling hash over the border and we were thrown in some Turkish prison, wouldn`t you want someone to know that we were in Turkey?
Lorelai: Where`d we get this hash we were smuggling?
Rory: You were at a café, you met a guy, he was sweet-talking you, he put the stuff in your purse when you weren`t looking.
Lorelai: At least tell me he was cute.
Rory: He was not bad for a hash dealer. Lorelai: She`s making cocoa `cause you gave her an itinerary.
Rory: I may have given her the itinerary, but you`re the one who got us busted for drug smuggling.
Lorelai: Reality has absolutely no place in our world. Rory: [on why she doesn`t want to date Trevor] He carries a bottle of water around with him all the time. That`s weird.
Lorelai: Right. Hydration. *Very* creepy. Emily: I *just* found out that Sookie is pregnant.
Lorelai: Uh huh...
[Emily stares in disbelief]
Lorelai: Don`t look at me, I had nothing to do with it. Lorelai: Well I`m a leftover girl. I`ll just have the burgers tonight and the Chinese food during the week.
Luke: Then you should`ve just ordered the Chinese fresh tomorrow instead of tonight.
Lorelai: I don`t like fresh Chinese food. I like *stale* Chinese food! [Rory tells Lane about her first kiss]
Rory: Oh my God, He kissed me.
[Mrs. Kim comes up to the girls]
Mrs. Kim: Who kissed you?
Lane: The Lord, Mama.
Mrs. Kim: Oh, OK then
[Mrs. Kim leaves] Kirk: What time is it?
Luke: I`m not going to tell you.
Kirk: Why not?
Luke: Because I just told you 30 seconds ago.
Kirk: *45* seconds, if you count all the bickering. [Luke is shoveling Lorelai`s walk after they had a fight]
Lorelai: Ooh, this is great. Can we fight again, `cause I need my roof gutters cleaned. Paris: Gandalf the Grey is still falling down that hole; it`s a big hole! Rory: That had all the tact of a Nazi Storm Trooper. Lorelai: Someday, when you`re a little older, you`ll be introduced to something that is extremely seductive but fickle. A fair weather friend who seems benigned but packs a whallop like a donkey kick, and that is the Long Island Ice Tea. The Long Island Ice Tea makes you do things you normally wouldn`t do, like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn`t call at really weird times. Paris: Ladies, thank you for seeing me. I know you`re busy with work and have families to get home to, so I really appreciate your courtesy, and I`ll make it brief. Having Grad Night on a yacht is the worst idea since Neville Chamberlain told the people of England, "Hey, don`t worry about Hitler. He`s a stand-up chap." Forget the inconvenience of being at sea with guests unable to leave if the party is dull or if the band, which will inevitably be composed of accountants with semi-mullets, decides to do a half-hour tribute to Kenny G. The seasickness factor alone, abetted by snuck-in flasks and badly cooked food, could lead to an epidemic, which may lead to lawsuits the school could ill afford. These points conclusively call for a change in venue to a hotel ballroom, a restaurant facility, several of which I`ve already called. Here are the results of my research. I`ve also included a list of maritime disasters from the past fifty years - capsizings, onboard fires, et cetera - and trust me, it`ll put you off your lunch. Thank you for your time and cooperation.
[leaves] [Kirk`s planning the annual Stars Hollow Firelight Festival]
Kirk: After we light the bonfire, the dancers should come through.
Miss Patty: Okay, Kirk.
Kirk: They`ll circle the gazebo. Jazz hands, jazz hands, jazz hands. Then out come the flaming batons.
Miss Patty: That sounds good, Kirk.
Kirk: Are you ignoring me?
Miss Patty: Since you were old enough to walk, Kirk. Lorelai: I`m going to make out in the coatroom. Don`t eat my chicken.
Rory: That`s going on your tombstone. [after Floyd tells the Gilmores that Jason is dating Lorelai]
Jason: I have a bottle of vodka back at my place. A big bottle of vodka. The world`s biggest bottle.
Lorelai: What`ll you drink?
Jason: Gin. [Lorelai is buying collector`s stamps while Luke is signing for his divorce]
Lorelai: Do you have any Lucille Balls left?
Kirk: Yes, I have some Balls.
[Luke stares at him] [Lorelai is avoiding her parents after they found out she`s dating Jason]
Rory: Did you talk to your parents yet?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Have you *tried* talking to your parents yet?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: That`s my little Kofi Annan! Luke: Junkie.
Lorelai: Angel. You`ve got wings, baby. Lorelai: Oh, hi. You really like my table don`t you?
Joey: I was just, uh...
Lorelai: Getting to know my daughter.
Joey: Your...
Rory: Are you my new daddy?
Joey: Wow. You do not look old enough to have a daughter. No, I mean it. And you do not look like a daughter.
Lorelai: That`s possibly very sweet of you, Joey. Thanks.
Joey: So... daughter. You know, I am traveling with a friend.
Lorelai: She`s sixteen.
Joey: Bye. Rory: When are you going to let your parents know that you listen to the evil rock music? You`re an American teenager, for God`s sake.
Lane: Rory, if my parents still get upset over the obscene portion size of American food, I seriously doubt I`m gonna make any inroads with Eminem. Rory: You know, it sucks that after all these years your mom still hates me.
Lane: She doesn`t hate you.
Rory: She hates my mother.
Lane: She doesn`t trust unmarried women.
Rory: You`re unmarried.
Lane: I`m hayriding with a future proctologist. I have potential. Emily: Champagne, anyone?
Lorelai: Oh, that`s fancy.
Emily: Well it`s not every day I have my girls here for dinner on a day the banks are open. Mrs. Kim: Boys don`t like funny girls.
Rory: Noted. Lorelai: This is it. She can finally go to Harvard like she`s always wanted and get the education that I never got and get to do all the things that I never got to do and then I can resent her for it and we can finally have a normal mother-daughter relationship. Michel: People are particularly stupid today. I can`t talk to any more of them. Rory: And we get to wear uniforms. No more having people check you out to see what jeans you`re wearing `cause everyone`s dressed alike in boring clothes and just there to learn.
Lane: Okay, there`s academic-minded and then there`s Amish. Rory: So do you like cake?
Dean: What?
Rory: They make really good cakes here. They`re very... round.
Dean: Okay, I`ll remember that.
Rory: Good. Make a note. You wouldn`t want to forget where the round cakes are. Lorelai: The freaking Blue Man Group is outside our house!
Rory: I was sleeping through it!
Lorelai: It had to have woken you up.
Rory: No, my insane mother Margot Kidder Gilmore woke me up. Lorelai: Luke, we sleep around here. Okay, we like it. It makes us pretty and keeps us from killing our crazy friends. Rory: Obviously he`s met one of those Thursday afternoon girls.
Lane: What`s a Thursday afternoon girl?
Rory: They`re those slutty girls that get guys to switch their Thursday afternoons with another checkout guy so they can go do slutty Thursday afternoon things. Rory: Taylor thinks I`m casing the place. Like I would ever shoplift there.
Lane: You have shoplifted there. Tristan: You should decorate this thing.
Rory: I did.
Tristan: Well, I mean with something other than a bunch of dead black and white women.
Rory: What, like curtains? Madline: Judy Garland is trendy?
Paris: Completely.
Louise: She was neo-addict retro chic.
Madline: No one tells me these things. Taylor: All right, the nays have it. Let the record reflect it. Lorelai, I hope that`s not food in those bags. Food is not allowed at town meetings.
Lorelai: No, Taylor. It`s not. It`s, um, diapers for the little ones.
Taylor: What?
Lorelai: Dorsal fins and Cucamonga.
Taylor: What did she say?
Lorelai: [whispers to Max] I confuse him till he loses his train of thought and then he moves on. Hot dog? Taylor: I don`t get this, people. This man is practically a vagrant. I mean, where do you even live? What do you do for a living?
Grant, the 1st Troubadour: I don`t want people to know those things!
Taylor: Why not?
Grant, the 1st Troubadour: Because that`s part of being a troubadour.
Taylor: What is part of being a troubadour?
Grant, the 1st Troubadour: The mystique!
Taylor: Oh, this is absolutely ridiculous. Do you subscribe to this troubadour mystique?
The 2nd Troubadour: I run a Kinko`s in Groton.
Grant, the 1st Troubadour: You see, that proves it. He doesn`t respect the code. You`re not supposed to talk. You`re not supposed to run a Kinko`s. You`re supposed to speak through your music. That`s the whole point. Louise: Nothing`s wrong with her Mary.
Rory: Mary? Oh no, not this Virgin Mary thing again.
Louise: Not virgin. Typhoid. Michel: Am I or am I not the head man in charge of floral deliveries?
Lorelai: Yes, and one of the few men I know who would proudly declare that fact. [Paris is getting concerned about the age difference between her and a professor she`s dating]
Paris: I`m 19. I should be rollicking. Asher doesn`t rollick.
Rory: Well, he probably didn`t rollick when he was younger either. He`s British. Kirk: I have night terrors.
Luke: Night terrors?
Kirk: Basically, I freak out at beddy-bye. About an hour after I fall asleep, I wake up in panic. Everything around me seems threatening, scary, out to get me. Two nights ago, I was suddenly gripped with the overwhelming feeling that there was an assassin in my house.
Luke: Jeez.
Kirk: I had to get out of the room before he got me, so I jumped out of bed and locked my pillow in the bathroom.
Luke: Why?
Kirk: Because it was a bomb.
Luke: Of course.
Kirk: After neutralizing my pillow, I ran up the stairs, climbed out the bathroom window, scaled the trellis up the side of the house, and hid on the roof...
Luke: Huh.
Kirk: Completely naked.
Luke: Aw, jeez!
Kirk: The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked or running down the street completely naked or swimming in the community-center pool completely naked. That was the time I thought I was on fire. [Luke thinks Lorelai is still dating Jason even though he, Luke, has `made his intentions clear`]
Luke: I thought we were on track, and now you`re standing there looking at me like I`m crazy.
Lorelai: I`m not looking at you like you`re crazy!
Luke: You know the last time I bought flowers for someone? Never! That`s when! Very easy stat to remember!
Lorelai: I loved the flowers!
Luke: And then when I walked you home after the wedding, there was a moment. I thought there was a moment.
Lorelai: There was! There was a moment.
[Luke looks at her and then moves closer]
Lorelai: What are you doing?
Luke: Will you just stand still?
[he gathers her in his arms and they kiss. Lorelai moves away, and then steps closer to Luke]
Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Will you just stand still?
[they kiss again] Dean: I hear Taylor`s a big hip-hop fan.
Rory: Oh, he hops with the hippest of them. Luke: Hey, Kirk, what`s with the...?
Kirk: It`s not a purse!
Luke: I wasn`t going to say "purse". What`s with the gay bag? Lorelai: [upon entering the church] Would it kill God to dust? [Rory is supposed to be swiping ID cards for the cafeteria, but she is reading and not paying attention]
Glenn: Hey, Rory, if you`re gonna completely ignore me, I might as well go hang out with my ex-girlfriend. Same thing.
Rory: Oh, sorry, Glenn.
[swipes his card]
Glenn: Everyone is going to be sorry one day - everyone.
Rory: You really gotta stop watching "Taxi Driver," Glenn. Rory: Dean... wait!
Dean: Why?
Rory: Because... because I love you, you idiot! [on Paris`s relationship with Asher Fleming]
Paris: I`m not denying that we`ve got a May-December romance going on here.
Rory: This is not May-December, this is May - Ming Dynasty.
Paris: An age difference like this is very common. People dating people the same age are passe now.
Rory: My grandfather introduced you to him. Do you see how awkward this is for me?
Paris: Well, hot men tend to run in packs.
Rory: Do not ever say anything like that again. Rory: [playing a video game] Where`d I go?
Lane: I don`t know!
Rory: What`d I do?
Lane: I don`t know!
Rory: [the video game makes an explosion noise] Did I lose?
Lane: Well, you have no head, so I would say yes [weeping over the death of Fran Weston]
Miss Patty: It`s times like these that you realize what is *truly* important in your life. I`m so glad I had all that sex. Taylor: "The Last Supper" cannot be funky. Lorelai: So, where are you now?
Luke: I`m about 10 minutes from If-I-lived-here-I`d-blow-my-brains-out.
Lorelai: Ah yes, I hear it`s lovely there. Lorelai: I need you to look at Kirk`s b | ||
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