Quotes
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Donkeylips: Someday I will go out with her.
Bobby: Stop dreaming and glue your macaroni.
Donkeylips: I can`t.
Bobby: Why not?
Donkeylips: I ate it all.
Bobby: How? It was uncooked, rock hard, and covered with yellow spray paint.
Donkeylips: I thought that was cheese.
Z.Z.: (trapped in a cave) Echo. Save the whales.
Telly: Will you shut up!
Z.Z.: What? You don`t want to save the whales?
Bobby: You are roasted.
Donkeylips: Toasted.
Bobby, Donkeylips: And burned to a crisp!
Donkeylips: Hey, Sponge.
Sponge Harris: Yeah?
Donkeylips: Maybe if I did lose weight I wouldn`t get picked on as much. I`m a little husky, you know?
Sponge Harris: Yeah I know. But getting picked on isn`t so bad. Someday I`ll get rich inventing this cool space laser and I`ll have this giant company and people like Budnick will be emptying my waste baskets.
Donkeylips: Yeah! With gum on the bottom.
Sponge Harris: And big dripping wads of Kleenex!
Donkeylips: Yeah, and he has to pluck it out with his teeth! That`d be cool!
Sponge Harris: Revenge!
Bobby: Hello and welcome to bunk 13. 200 miles from the nearest flush toilet.
Donkeylips: I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.
Michael Stein: Wow. Your mother must be really proud.
Michael Stein: What`s that smell?
Sponge Harris: Oh! That was a dead raccoon. They just dragged him out this morning.
Michael Stein: Is this where it died?
Sponge Harris: No. That`s just where it suffered.
Bobby: Look this way... Look that way... Man, your head`s lopsided.
Donkeylips: Can you fix it?
Michael Stein: Sponge! This is Ug`s private stereo, are you sure everything is hooked up all right?
Sponge Harris: My IQ is in the top 99th percentile.
Michael Stein: Look, sponge if anything happens to Ug`s equipment, I`m dead.
Sponge Harris: Just... just turn it on.
Michael Stein: You said everything was going to be all right! What happened?
Sponge Harris: I was wrong. It`s little things like this that keep me out of the 100th percentile.
Pinsky: Guys I can`t believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, "Attack of the Cheese Monster". This guy`s made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
Ug: I did it! I did it!
Dina Alexander: What?
Ug: I finally out-negotiated Dr. Kahn.
Telly: What happened?
Ug: He was going to give me one night off every month, but I talked him into giving me one night off every four weeks.
Dina Alexander: Way to play hardball, Ug.
[ZZ, Pinsky, and Donkey Lips are fishing]
Pinsky: Think about it. When you die they stick you in the ground and it`s the worms that eat you up!
Z.Z.: Then somebody digs up the worms that ate you and use to catch fish which somebody else eats.
Donkeylips: So wait a second guys, when we had fish sticks the other night, I could have eaten a fish, that ate a worm, that ate Elvis?
Z.Z.: You could be burping up the king as we speak!
[Pinsky holds up a worm]
Pinsky: "Hey, look at me! I ate Moe from the Three Stooges!"
[ZZ also holds up a worm]
Z.Z.: "I ate Henry David Thoreau, who lived at Walden Pond."
Donkeylips: Come on, guys, just cut it out! That`s weird!
[Pinsky continues to tease Donkey Lips, this time as Curly from the Three Stooges]
Pinsky: "Hey, look at me, I ate Curly! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!"
Z.Z.: Betsy Ross!
Donkeylips: That does it! I`m off of seafood. I`m sticking with hot dogs!
Z.Z.: You know what they put in hot dogs?
Donkeylips: I don`t want to hear it!
Budnick: [everyone is singing the opening theme song] It makes me wanna fart.
Ug: [shouts] It`s "I hope that we never part". Now get it right or pay the price.
Trivia
After the pilot episode was picked up for a full season, all of the actors had to audition for their roles again.
In every episode there is a hidden rubber chicken visible.
Dr. Kahn, the owner of the camp, was never actually seen. His voice was Steve Slavkin, the show`s creator.
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