Quotes
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Jack Frost: [after Santa`s pants catch on fire] Is there anything I can do to help.
Scott Calvin: Yeah, put a chill on my bottom, will ya?
Jack Frost: [turns his head away slowly]
Mrs. Claus: Oh look tall people!
Jack Frost: [returning to reality after not being Santa] Well, that didn`t go the way I thought it would.
Bud Newman: [about the elves, thinking they are short toymakers]
Sylvia Newman: Well, they are petit.
Bud Newman: Tom Cruise is petit, these guys are short! What`s the deal?
Scott Calvin: Have you ever been to this part of Canada?
Bud Newman: We got as far as Rochester in upstate New York to see Sylvia`s sister in `67, but no.
Scott Calvin: They can`t help the way they look up here. It`s a bit rude to make fun of an entire country, don`t you think?
Mother Nature: Jack Frost, You are hereby charged with 273 counts of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus. You froze a volcano in Hawaii. You made it snow in the Amazon. And you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese north for the winter. You have violated the Legendary Figures Code of Conduct in a manner that is both willful and malicious.
Jack Frost: Excuse me... Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious.
Scott Calvin: Oh, please.
Jack Frost: Guilty as charged.
Mother Nature: [to Jack Frost] You made it snow in Mexico sending all the birds north for the winter.
Easter Bunny: And you kill fruit.
Jack Frost: [to Scott] You get the Coca-Cola cans, you get the TV specials and what do I get? A few runny noses and some dead citrus.
Scott Calvin: I thought the idea was to give them the sleeping powder when we got them in the car.
Sandman: I just couldn`t listen to the Yosemite story again.
Mrs. Claus: I think it`s time.
Scott Calvin: No that`s not till 10 o` clock.
Mrs. Claus: No, I think it`s time to deliver the package.
Scott Calvin: Midnight.
Mrs. Claus: I think it`s time to deliver the package.
Scott Calvin: Time to deliver the... it`s time to deliver the PACKAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Scott Calvin: You HIT me with a shovel!
Sandman: [snoring]
Mother Nature: Sandman!
[slams fist on table]
Sandman: [wakes up suddenly] I`m up. I`m up.
Jack Frost: You`re not Santa anymore. You`re just the guy who smells like a cookie.
Jack Frost: Would you like to be my elf?
Sylvia Newman: Huh?
Jack Frost: You heard me.
Jack Frost: [as Santa] You were the one who said `I wish I`d never been Santa at all`.
Scott Calvin: What`d you say?
[turns on recorder pen]
Jack Frost: `I wish I`d never been Santa at all`. Who said that? Rudolph? Rudolph`s mama?
Bud Newman: [about the door he`s sanding] As smooth as a baby`s butt, feel it.
Scott Calvin: [feels it] Oh yeah, very butt-like.
Bud Newman: They`re elves! They`re not little Canadians, they`re really elves!
Scott Calvin: [after Comet passes gas] Comet! Next time we fly, go easy on the alfalfa, will you?
Jack Frost: I invented chill!
Trivia
Peter Boyle played Mr. Whittle, Scott Calvin`s supervisor in the first movie, then was recast as Father Time in the latter movies.
Jack Frost is seen wearing a black and white outfit with a pale and white look, referring to Jack Skellington from the The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), another character who believed that he could take over for Santa Claus. In the trailer, the tracks "What`s This" and "Making Christmas" from that film are heard in the background.
The scrolling ticker sign in the toy factory reads "378 Years without an accident".
Despite Bernard`s non-appearance in the film, the novelization uses his character.
Peter Boyle`s final film.
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Elizabeth Mitchell
(as Mrs. Claus | Carol)
with Tim Allen
(as Santa | Scott Calvin)
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