Quotes
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Valerie: Gordy, are you even aware that there`s a dance on Friday?
Salem: I`ll pick you up at 8. What kind of flowers do you like?
Valerie: Surprise me!
Salem: That means roses.
Salem: Dogs guard; cats watch... and judge.
Jenny: You`re so lucky your parents are strict! My parents are really relaxed, which makes it hard to rebel!
Zelda: So that`s your plan?
Vesta: Please, I don`t plan! I scheme!
Zelda: Welcome home, sunshine! How was your day?
Sabrina: Here`s a quick recap: There was boredom followed by dullness with a dash of echh!
Salem: Finally! I`m free! I have no place to go.
Sabrina: It can take years to develop a craft. Look at my aunts Hilda and Zelda.
Josh: Which craft were they involved in? Which craft were they involved in?
Sabrina: Witchcraft? Who said anything about witchcraft?
Hilda: I just haven`t turned myself into wind in years.
Salem: Would cabbage help?
Sabrina: You are so weird!
Salem: [nodding] It helps break up the day.
Miles Goodman: Up `til now we`ve known each other only as roomates, but I`m open to other avenues.
Roxie King: Take a U-turn.
Miles Goodman: I need you to summarize your being in four words or less.
Hot Girl: Not. Interested. In. You.
[a spell turns Salem blonde]
Salem: I`m blonde! My IQ just dropped 20 points!
Zelda: [pointing to each of the Spellman women] Blonde, blonde, blonde.
[points at Salem]
Zelda: Dead.
[All of Salem`s mined magic is used on Sabrina]
Salem: Well, at least I`m young. No, that`s Sabrina. Well, at least I have my own magic. No, wait, that`s Sabrina. At least I`m a biped, no, no, wait, THAT`S SABRINA!
Hilda: A cat is doing an imitation of me kissing my niece`s vice-principal. So this is my lowest point.
Zelda: He just needs to remember his childhood dreams. You know what? I am going out and get him a copy of `What color is your parachute`
Hilda: Oh what a sweet idea.
[Zelda leaves]
Hilda: [to Sabrina] It will never work. You`d better use magic.
Salem: Let`s destroy everything that`s dear to him. Let`s indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony.
Zelda: I`m gonna write him a very stern letter.
Salem: You`re a regular Mad Max aren`t ya?
Zelda: So that was a dead end, but I think if we systematically retrace your steps over the last three months...
Hilda: [Interrupting] Sometimes I think you actually work at being annoying.
Zelda: No, not really.
[a bird is twittering outside the window]
Salem: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Why must you keep tormenting me?
Valerie: OK, I`ll come over to your house...
Sabrina: Ok. NO, PIRATES!
Valerie: Pirates?
Sabrina: I didn`t say pirates... I said By gum! By Gum don`t come over here!
Hilda: Ah ha! You were measuring behind my back. You were going to redecorate Sabrina`s room without me!
Zelda: I didn`t think you`d mind.
Hilda: Why not?
Zelda: Because you`re a kind and giving person... And you have no taste.
Salem: I`m gonna be tossed out into the snow on my nicely rounded buttocks.
Sabrina: Having magic and being a witch is great and all, but I can`t live without seeing my mother.
Zelda: Okay... do you know where to call in case of an emergency?
Salem: THE MONEY STORE?
Zelda: Salem!
Salem: Yes... I`ve got your pager number.
Zelda: I think he`s too young for me. He`s so excited about the turn of the century.
Hilda: I know, really. I partied like it was 1699, 1799, 1899 - in 1999, I`m staying home.
Hilda: What`s my bra doing on the roof?
Salem: Erm, the squirrels needed a nutfeeder...
Salem: [playing with a tassel on a cushion] Don`t you toy with me you saucy minx!
Salem: [speaking to a dog - subtitles appear at the bottom of the screen which read; go get me the meat of the... ] Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, oh shoot i forgot the word for floor, oh yeah, woof
[repeated line]
Libby Chessler: Ew.
James: I used to be a spy, you know.
[points to the back of his head]
James: Sean Penn got me right here.
[points to his forehead]
James: P. Diddy got me right here.
[points to his chest]
James: Celine Dion got me right here.
Sabrina: She hit you?
James: No. The song she did for "Titanic" always chokes me up.
Sabrina: [about the Washing Machine engineer, who has a tail] He can`t stay! He has a tail!
Salem: What`s wrong with having a tail?
Salem: What`s wrong with having a tail?
Zelda: Sabrina, you`re not a rumpist, are you?
Sabrina: A rumpist? What`s a rumpist?
Zelda: Someone who judges others by their rear ends.
Sabrina: No. OK, not usually.
Zelda: What`s the matter?
Sabrina: What`s the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That`s what`s the matter.
Salem: At least you still have your thumbs... and a door on your bathroom!
Harvey Kinkle: A penny saved is a penny earned.
Salem: Don`t eat the yellow snow.
Zelda: [Sabrina`s going on a trip] Wear seat belts! Watch the road! Avoid ice! Don`t pass oln mountain roads!
Hilda: Have fun?
Zelda: That`s implied.
Sabrina: [trying to fix a broken radio]
[hits it and it starts working]
Sabrina: It works! And they say violence doesn`t solve anything.
Harvey Kinkle: [after an accident] Is everybody ok?
Sabrina: Well, I didn`t hear a voice say, "Sabrina, step into the light," so I guess I`m ok.
[Sabrina does magic]
Brad Johnson: Hey! What was that spark?
Sabrina: Um, static electricity?
Sabrina: [Harvey comes to pick her up] Good news, you don`t have to loiter uncomfortably in the lobby and make awkward small talk with my aunts while you wait because I am already ready.
Trivia
The ZIP code for Sabrina`s town of Westbridge, Massachusetts is 01970, the same ZIP code for Salem, Massachusetts, the "Witch City."
Mrs. Quick, Sabrina`s math teacher in high school, grew up in Terra Haute, Indiana
Sabrina`s Massachusetts Driver`s License number is 520458799.
The Spellmans` address is 133 Collins Road in the fictional town of West Bridge, Massachusetts.
According to Sabrina`s Driver`s License (in episode 3-15, "Sabrina and the Pirates"), Sabrina was born on 22 April 1981.
Britney Spears has a guest spot and sings "(You Drive Me) Crazy", which was the title song for Melissa Joan Hart`s movie Drive Me Crazy (1999).
In the living room of Sabrina`s college dorm was a street sign for Ashmont Terrace. Ashmont was the production company that `William Asher (I)` and Elizabeth Montgomery had during the last few seasons of "Bewitched" (1964).
Sabrina`s annoying cousin Amanda is actually played by Melissa Joan Hart`s little sister Emily Hart.
Sabrina`s address is 113 Collins Road. This is a reference to "Dark Shadows" (1966), the Gothic ghosts and witchcraft series which featured the witch Angelique Bouchard and the Collins Family.
Based on characters appearing in Archie comics.
Sabrina ( Melissa Joan Hart) and Salem ( Nick Bakay) are the only ones to appear in all episodes.
Last song to be played in the series was No Doubt`s Running
Emily Hart is the only guest star to appear in all seven seasons and the seventh is the only season where she appears in more than one episode.
Beth Broderick felt her character Zelda was going nowhere and left the show at the end of the sixth season.
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# Bumper Robinson has played two characters on the show: Clifford Weaver in a season 1 episode and James in several episodes of the seventh season.
SPOILER: The Spellman Family secret is "Every member of the Spellman family is born with a twin."
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