Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I`m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he`s finished.

[on Cary Grant] They are trying to show he`s a great lover, but they`ll never prove it to me.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

You just cannot drive a Rolls-Royce in Beverly Hills anymore because they have it in for you.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

I don`t remember anybody`s name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

It`s never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else`s spouse happy.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they`re the answer.

[as quoted in the book "The Humor of Sex"] Personally, I know nothing about sex because I`ve always been married.

Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

[when asked how many husbands she`d had] You mean other than my own?

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.”

I call everyone `Darling` because I can`t remember their names.”

When I`m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.”

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all.”

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”

To a smart girl men are no problem -- they`re the answer.”

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I`ve always been married”

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles.”

I`d rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one”

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he`s finished.”

The women`s movement hasn`t changed my sex life. It wouldn`t dare.”

“We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn`t.” regarding husband George sanders

want a man who`s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

I don`t remember anybody`s name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?”

Macho does not prove mucho.”

I`m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.”

here is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men`s advances as long as they are in cash”

“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back”

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”

“Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”