I don`t think men like a bad girl. Well, I haven`t had a date in a year so I`m obviously doing something wrong. It`s not that my standards are too high, I haven`t even been asked out in a year. I have no standards, anyone, please!

Guys usually know immediately that I`m high-maintenance.

This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.

When I`m out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, `Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.`

No one`s ever happy with their position in Hollywood. You hear that from people you`d never dream would complain.

Whenever women catfight, men think it`s going to turn to sex.

I love a man who can wear my underwear.

I wouldn`t hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I`m as good as any man? Yes.

"Every man who`s ever fallen in love with me fell hard the minute I cooked a meal for him. It`s the way to a man`s heart."

"It was almost like falling in love... It became my boyfriend, my best friend, my family." - on her cocaine addiction (Us Weekly, April 2003)