(On his attitude toward movie promotion): In a way, I`d rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an in-depth interview. I`d rather ride down the street on a camel nude. In a snowstorm. Backwards.

You`ve achieved success in your field when you don`t know whether what you`re doing is work or play.

You`ve achieved success in your field when you don`t know whether what you`re doing is work or play.

For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.

My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.

In a way, I`d rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an in-depth interview. I`d rather ride down the street on a camel nude. In a snowstorm. Backwards.

When asked why he never married any of his many girlfriends: Just because you need a quart of milk doesn`t mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.

Movies are fun, but they`re not a cure for cancer.

I`m old, I`m young, I`m intelligent, I`m stupid. My tide goes in and out.

Lenin (V.I. Lenin) said that people vote with their feet. Well, that`s what`s happening. They either go, or they don`t go. It`s all politics. It`s all demographics.

Charity is taking an ugly girl to lunch.

In a way, I`d rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an in-depth interview. I`d rather ride down the street on a camel nude. In a snowstorm. Backwards.