On hosting the 2004 Canadian Tribute Celebration & Gala: "When my agent told me I had been asked to host Canada`s Walk of Fame I was both surprised and delighted ... surprised that I still had an agent ... and delighted to be allowed back into Canada,"

On his film Freddy Got Fingered (2001) being nominated for 8 Razzie Awards including Worst Picture and Worst Actor of 2001 (as quoted in The San Diego Union, 2/15/02): "I am very proud and honored to be nominated for these awards. I`ve never won an award before. I hope there is an actual trophy because I`ve already dusted off my mantel. I guess dreams can come true."

(re: The American Motion Pictures Association`s rating for Freddy Got Fingered (2001)): "They slammed us with an NC-17 rating. That`s like, Porn - with Murder".

His Worst Picture acceptance speech for Freddy Got Fingered (2001), at the Razzie Awards: "I`d just like to say to all the other nominees in the audience, I don`t think I deserve this any more than any one of you. I`d like to say that, but it wouldn`t be true, though!"