My mother wanted me off her hands. She was a working woman. She designed clothes, and she was a celebrity collector. It`s my mother`s ambition to be a celebrity.

Musicals are plays, but the last collaborator is your audience, so you`ve got to wait `til the last collaborator comes in before you can complete the collaboration.

Nowadays, there are sometimes more producers than there are people in the cast, because it takes that much money to put a show on.

A close-up on screen can say all a song can.

Nice is different than good.

When you know your cast well and their strengths and weaknesses, you can start writing for them, just the way Shakespeare wrote for his actors.

If people have split views about your work, I think it`s flattering. I`d rather have them feel something about it than dismiss it.

One of the hardest things about writing lyrics is to make the lyrics sit on the music in such a way that you`re not aware there was a writer there.

I fell into lyric writing because of music. I backed into it.

I really don`t want to write a score until the whole show is cast and staged.

When I was growing up, there was no such thing as Off-Broadway. You either got your show on or you didn`t.

By the time I was 22, I was a professional. A young and flawed professional, but not an amateur.

Everyone I used to play with has either given up or is dead.

I was raised to be charming, not sincere.

After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes.

All the best performers bring to their role something more, something different than what the author put on paper. That`s what makes theatre live. That`s why it persists.

When the audience comes in, it changes the temperature of what you`ve written.

So many good songs get written fast, because you know exactly what has to work.

Oscar Hammerstein was a surrogate father during all those many days, and weeks and months when I didn`t see my own father.

Musicals are, by nature, theatrical, meaning poetic, meaning having to move the audience`s imagination and create a suspension of disbelief, by which I mean there`s no fourth wall.

If you`re dealing with a musical in which you`re trying to tell a story, it`s got to sound like speech. At the same time it`s got to be a song.

The worst thing you can do is censor yourself as the pencil hits the paper. You must not edit until you get it all on paper. If you can put everything down, stream-of-consciousness, you`ll do yourself a service.

You can`t have personal investors anymore because it`s too expensive, so you have to have corporate investment or a lot of rich people.

Math and music are intimately related. Not necessarily on a conscious level, but sure.

Generally, the best recording is the original cast, because that`s the way the piece grew: integrally, with them.

The movie adaptations of stage musicals that I`ve seen, without exception, in my opinion don`t work. A lot of people would disagree with me.

The fact is popular art dates. It grows quaint. How many people feel strongly about Gilbert and Sullivan today compared to those who felt strongly in 1890?

Every writer I`ve ever spoken to feels fraudulent in some way or other.

In the Rodgers and Hammerstein generation, popular hits came out of shows and movies.

The more restrictions you have, the easier anything is to write.

I firmly believe lyrics have to breathe and give the audience`s ear a chance to understand what`s going on. Particularly in the theater, where you have costume, story, acting, orchestra.

The dumbing down of the country reflects itself on Broadway. The shows get dumber, and the public gets used to them.

I don`t listen to recordings of my songs. I don`t avoid it, I just don`t go out of my way to do it.

I played the organ when I went to military school, when I was 10. They had a huge organ, the second-largest pipe organ in New York State. I loved all the buttons and the gadgets. I`ve always been a gadget man.

I would have been a geologist.

My personal life and my artistic life do not interfere with each other.

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution.

One difference between poetry and lyrics is that lyrics sort of fade into the background. They fade on the page and live on the stage when set to music.

Art, in itself, is an attempt to bring order out of chaos.

Lyrics have to be underwritten. That`s why poets generally make poor lyric writers because the language is too rich. You get drowned in it.

I chose and my world was shaken. So what? The choice may have been mistaken; the choosing was not. You have to move on.

Gotta watch out for directors.

Musical comedies aren`t written, they are rewritten.

I prefer neurotic people. I like to hear rumblings beneath the surface.

There`s something inimical about the camera and song.