Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She`s thicker.

So what if I`m smokin` weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It`s not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It`s a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that.

If the ride is more fly, then you must buy.

I love making music and I`m falling in love with making records, so it`s like having two girlfriends. But I can handle it.

[answering Conan O`Brien`s question of whether or he had kicked his drug habit] It kicked me back.

When I`m not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.

If it`s flipping hamburgers at McDonald`s, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.

It`s so easy for a kid to join a gang, to do drugs... we should make it that easy to be involved in football and academics.

[about Tupac Shakur] Sometimes, if you`re lucky, someone comes into your life who`ll take up a place in your heart that no one else can fill, someone who`s tighter than a twin, more with you than your own shadow, who gets deeper under your skin than your own blood and bones.

[on Eminem`s song "Kim"] Every dude thinks about killing his wife. He was just crazy enough to write it all down.

[on his long friendship with Dr. Dre] I think me and Dre are gonna be like Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon. When we get really old, I`ll probably be having gray braids.

That`s how we do it in the black community; we give back to the people who made us who we are. We never forget that.

Well, hip-hop is what makes the world go around.

I tell the truth. And I know what I`m talking about. That`s why I`m a threat.