It`s a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.

Charlie Chaplin used his ass better than any other actor. In all his films his ass is practically the protagonist. For a comic, the ass has incredible importance.

[on winning the Best Actor Academy Award for Vita è bella, La (1997) after already accepting the Best Foreign Language Film award as its director] "Thank you. This is a terrible mistake, because I used up all my English!"

I`m so happy that every organ in my body is moving in a very bad way. - said backstage at the Oscars after he won the Best Actor category.