I remember saying in college, probably hiking to the top of a mountain and yelling, that I would never do commercials. The only thing I would ever advertise is Mountain Dew or Apple Computers...products I really believe in. But once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

[on hearing that a lot of young Americans get their news from "The Daily Show":] "Only fair ... I get most of my comedy from Fox News." [Deseret Morning News, January 23, 2004]