I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.

Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.

If I lose show business - I`ll really be an orphan!

There is only one goal. That`s to keep working and keep flossing.

I`ll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he`d get a Bloody Mary.

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.