I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified.

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.

I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it`s done right, it can be liberating.

Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that`s not the way men work.

If we know we`re just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.

David Bowie was awesome the easiest, coolest interview I have ever done.

Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he`s too pretty.

Owen Wilson... I loved him in Royal Tenenbaums when his shirt was off and his gut was showing. I don`t care if a guy is out of shape.

Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It`s like a big joke.

I didn`t think I was hideous or anything.

When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask `em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time.