One minute I`m waiting for Kate to arrive to join me in the Jacuzzi for a romantic evening. The next thing I can remember is doing cold turkey in a vomit-filled cell.

Nice to meet you. I don`t want to waste anyone`s time but my name`s Laurie Hanna, I`m from the Daily Mirror , have you got time for a quick 10-minute chat?

It`s just some sort of mistake, that`s all,

Yes, I have seen Kate again.

I`m 300 grand in debt. Why do you think I`m going out with Kate Moss?

What? Them? Sure, I`ll do that.

Even life without drugs has gotta be better than this malarkey.

A lot of people basically are obsessed with the missus and I don`t know really ... she`s just a bird from South London.

She was in a bit of a state and needed to know that I was OK. She managed to get a message to me saying how much she loves and cares for me. It really lifted my spirits while I was inside... Kate knows that I love the bones on her. She really is the most amazing person and her love means so much to me. When I was inside she was all I could think about. There was a point when we didn`t talk, but as far as I`m concerned we never broke up. I just never accepted it was ever over between us and I don?t think she did either.

some sort of mistake