I`m a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you`re in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I`ll buy you album.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I`m not happy because there`s nothing better for me than a world that everybody`s just trying to make each other laugh.

As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.

Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that`s actually why it`s so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don`t talk about it too much in the press is because it isn`t funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn`t seem right.

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it`s just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.

Everything is just falling into place for me right now. I just turned 30, which I thought I was going to be bummed about, but I`m not.

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.

I can tell if someone is talking to me because I`m on "Friends" or cause they just think I`m neat. You know I don`t think I`ve ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show.

If there`s a silence in a room I`ll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.

I love the idea of "the one" but I actually believe that there isn`t a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it`s all timing.

There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard way, when you fight back. I went the hard way and came out of it okay. Now, I`m sitting here and doing great.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I`d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I`ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I`m realistic about the success I`m having and how quickly it can go away. What`s important is to be smart about it.

I was like: I`m going to ask Julia Roberts out but I`m going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.

Chandler`s the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

I`ve just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I`m gay or not.

"I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh."