I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die

We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth

I don`t think of them as teenage songs. The things that happen to you in high school are the same things that happen your entire life. You can fall in love at 60; you can get rejected at 80

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn`t touch me. It was infuriating to them

I did mostly good things, except light things on fire