He`s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Whenever I`m caught between two evils, I take the one I`ve never tried.

Don`t cry for a man who`s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.

It ain`t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don`t break any.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can`t resist it

To err is human - but it feels divine

It`s not what I do, but the way I do it. It`s not what I say, but the way I say it.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

I don`t like myself, I`m crazy about myself

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I`ve never tried before.

Keep a diary, and someday it`ll keep you.

Marriage is a great institution, but I`m not ready for an institution.

Sex is an emotion in motion

It takes two to get one in trouble.

You`re never too old to become younger

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you`re boned, what`s left to create the illusion? Let `em wonder. I never believed in givin` them too much of me.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I wrote the story myself. It`s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

I`m not good and tired, just tired.

Marriage is a great institution, but I`m not ready for an institution yet.

It ain`t sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don`t break any.

I`ve seen Mae West without a stitch and she`s all woman. No hermaphrodite could have bosoms... well, like two large melons. - Edith Head, debunking the rumor that Mae was actually a man

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

Men are my life, diamonds are my career!

You`re never too old to become younger.

It isn`t what I do, but how I do it. It isn`t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Don`t marry a man to reform him that`s what reform schools are for.

When caught between two evils I generally pick the one I`ve never tried before.

I do all my writing in bed; everybody knows I do my best work there.

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

I`m no model lady. A model`s just an imitation of the real thing.

I wrote the story myself. It`s all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It`s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

"Men are easy to get but hard to keep."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can`t resist it."

"The man I don`t like doesn`t exist."

"I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society."

"Why don`t you come sometime and see me? I`m home every evening...Come up, and I`ll tell your fortune."

"I always save one boyfriend for a rainy day...and another in case it doesn`t rain."

"Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I`ve always had time to teach them."

"To err is human, but it feels divine."

"Sex is an emotion in motion."

"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I`m tired."

"Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere else".

"I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it."

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

"It`s not the man in your life that counts. It`s the life in your man."

"Marriage is a great institution. I`m not ready for an institution."

"When I`m good, I`m very good. But when I`m bad, I`m better."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them!"

"A hard man is good to find."

"It`s better to be looked over, than overlooked."