People always thought that the "no nipples" thing was either a marketing ploy or my moral stance but, in truth, it was because of the way I was discovered on a beach. It was all a bit sudden, and the idea of getting them out straight away was a bit daunting. I`ve wanted to do it for ages but, because I`d become known for not getting them out, it just kind of stayed that way. I couldn`t wait to get them out though. (Speaking in 2007)

It`s been so frustrating not being able to go topless when I`m abroad, just in case someone`s there with a camera.

When a fellow glamour model has got a good pair and she gives you a compliment, it`s nice because you think "Well, you`ve got good ones too". When I first started modelling people would say mine were fake, which was annoying but also a bit of a compliment, because if they look good enough to be fake they must be OK.

I`ve heard people say, "Lucy Pinder doesn`t have any nipples, she has three, they`re both inverted" and all that. But I can safely say that they`re a pretty normal pair of nipples and are really rather nice.