It`s all false pressure; you put the heat on yourself, you get it from the networks and record companies and movie studios. You put more pressure on yourself to make everything that much harder.

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

Some comedians love their characters. I don`t fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!

Work is no longer challenging.

I guess happiness is not a state you want to be in all the time.

Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.

I give so much pleasure to so many people. Why can I not get some pleasure for myself?

Some comedians love their characters. I don`t fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.