The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

When I heard Nirvana, it changed my life.

I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we dont even know, and make music and whatever.

Sorry if i spit on ya`ll... I kinda have a problem with doing that.

I like clothes, and I think Hilary (Duff) looks good in her clothes. I like her low-key, in jeans.

You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I`m not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean.

I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don`t even know, we just push on and tour and make music and do whatever.

I didn`t get lessons of any kind I slept through school.

I`m kinda disapointed that Canada isn`t like the South Park movie said it was.

We`re definitely not jaded. We never really considered ourselves serious musicians who are changing music. We`re just kids who wanted to be in a band.

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

Music is supposed to be an escape. It`s supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be.

People think that I`m a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I`m not. I`m really shy.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

I got kicked out of class so much and it wasn`t fair because I was just talking. In class, if there was a pretty girl, I would just try to talk [to her] all the time. I like to talk, especially to girls. And I got kicked out of class all the time. The teacher would be like `All right, stop,` and I`d be like `Okay,` and keep talking. Then I`d try to impress her and it wouldn`t really work. I`d get kicked out for trying to be funny, like they`d call me up to read and I`d read the wrong thing. I didn`t take high school very seriously.

I`ve flown across America, I`ve scaled fences, I`ve stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I`m a hopeless romantic. There`s no hope for me.

Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe.

You can only start a boyband if you kill one of the ones already out there.

We just want kids to come to our concert and forget about everything.

I don`t want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

Instead of going out and shooting people, why don`t you go start a band.

It`s very cliched to go, `You`re not punk.` We don`t care if we are, and we don`t care if we aren`t.

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you`ll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

So I wanna see all of you making out during this song.

I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.

My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, `Oh, great, here we go again.

We`ve been together since the womb. We met in the womb.

Those people who shun us just because of the label we`re on, or the fact that we`ve got a video out there that`s getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren`t keeping an open mind.

We`re all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that`s why we do it.

Joel:"I`ve always been a guy who loves to love. I had no idea what love even was until Harlow came along." (edit) Joel: My name is Joel. This is Benji, my brother. Benji: I hate you