Obviously, I`m not a trained actress, and right now I`ll come out and say I`m glad I`m not.

You don`t need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don`t stare.

I can`t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.

I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don`t know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.

Kids will not listen to that. They`re going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.

I`m not a sex symbol.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

So basically, I don`t know what I`m talking about. But maybe I do.

I`m the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

"I think the whole computer geek thing is totally attractive...I mean, like all I`d get is total obedience." On finding Mr. Right.

I don`t sleep in anything. I have to be nude, and if I`m not, I end up ripping my clothes off in the middle of the night.

"I was a puke brunette."

"Sarah wants respect, and she`s not getting it. I like her because she`s got spirit and spunk." - on the character she plays in Scream 3 (2000)