Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

The important thing for a star is to have an interesting face. He doesn`t have to move it very much. Editing and camerawork can always produce the desired illusion that a performance is being given.

I never really thought I`d make the grade. And let`s face it, I haven`t.

I was beastly but never coarse. A high-class sort of heel.

I don`t ask questions. I just take their money and use it for things that really interest me.

I am not one of those people who would rather act than eat. Quite the reverse. My own desire as a boy was to retire. That ambition has never changed.

"Acting is like roller-skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting."

"A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them, the better they be."