You know what `SOBER` stands for? It stands for `Son Of a B****, Everything`s Real!`

Men are failed women at birth.

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

You know what `FAILING` stands for? It stands for `Finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth.`

Never dip lower than you can dip.

[To a fan who asked him to sign Buddy Holly`s name to a color photo]: "There IS no OTHER Buddy Holly... I like Buddy fine, but *I`m* `Gary Busey`."

The more time you take to come clean, the less time it takes dirt to come for you.

You know what `FEAR` stands for? It stands for `False Evidence Appearing Real.` It`s the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.

You know what `ROMANCE` stands for? It stands for `Relying On Magnificent And Necessary Compatible Energy.`

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

Great things like this only happen for the first time once.

You know what `DOUBT` stands for? It stands for `Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.`

It`s good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show you things about yourself you need to change. So in actuality enemies are friends in reverse.