Lucy is such a perfectionist.

An actor who is good at comedy can also be very good at drama, but not necessarily vice versa.

[after wife Lucille Ball was accused of being a Communist] The only thing red about her is her hair, and that isn`t even real.

My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that`s why you seldom hear of ulcers in Latin America.

Good things do not come easy. The road is lined with pitfalls.

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.

Everyone seemed to be doing well except me and my career. And my accent was no helping me any.

Al Jolson was one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived.

I went to high school with Al Capone.

I learned a lot from Xavier Cugat.

A single prop that does not look real to an audience can louse you up. The same is true of the smallest flaw in setting up the motivation in a story line.

Failure is the most terrible thing in our business. When we fail, the whole world knows about it.

If you don`t know what to do, don`t do anything.

I don`t think anyone can tell you what it is that makes you a star.

Motion-picture studio floors used to be all wooden and not smooth at all. This was difficult when moving a camera around on a dolly.

Joe McCarthy and his Senate hearings were like witch-hunts.

Lucy and I would love furiously and fight furiously.

Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.

One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.

When we got married, nobody gave it more than two weeks. There were bets all over the country, with astronomical odds against us.

I learned a lot in those first years in Miami, while struggling just for survival, by observing my father`s fortitude.

The way the Army does things is sometimes a little strange.

Making a television show is not like making Coca-Cola or Bacardi rum. The human element in our business prevents us from finding a successful formula every time.

I Love Lucy (1951) was never just a title!

At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don`t believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy.

An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh.

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15.

I had started calling her Lucy shortly after we met; I didn`t like the name Lucille. That`s how our television show was called I Love Lucy, not Lucille.

Since I was very young I have always worked hard at whatever I have had to do.

The success of I Love Lucy is something that happens only once in a lifetime, if you are fortunate enough to have it happen at all.

Nobody bats 500. We all make mistakes.